Sovereign Country: Civilian homemakers killed, die?

I am incredibly drunk right now. I'm not joking.

I'm flippin' hammered.

In the past, I've made many insanely idiot posts while in this state. So far, I started a thread without being a complete jackass. How am I doing so far?

Have you ever been so drunk, that when you wake up after passing out, you're still drunk?

I've challenged myself to not be a complete idiot during this time. Let's see how it goes. Will Vivify wake up in the morning and be completely ashamed by his posts?

I need to stop drinking.

@vivify said
Have you ever been so drunk, that when you wake up after passing out, you're still drunk?

I've challenged myself to not be a complete idiot during this time. Let's see how it goes. Will Vivify wake up in the morning and be completely ashamed by his posts?

@vivify said
Have you ever been so drunk, that when you wake up after passing out, you're still drunk?

I've challenged myself to not be a complete idiot during this time. Let's see how it goes. Will Vivify wake up in the morning and be completely ashamed by his posts?

@averagejoe1 said

@vivify
Little story from my time at Lincoln AFB, no longer one now, anyway, my buddy Mark gets sloppy drunk, goes to our barracks, crawls into his military cot which has a big mattress cover. Instead of getting under covers, he gets under the mattress cover.
Goes to sleep, well passes out, a while later pukes INSIDE the cover.
Morning comes we hear groaning coming from his bed.
It seems he didn't understand exactly where he was, puke everywhere under the cover and now drying out, hilarity ensues.....