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https://www.theonion.com/texas-governor-adds-backup-prayer-system-to-state-elect-1850592059

Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. “To prevent the deadly outages we’ve experienced over the last few years, these new reserves will kick in to supply affected residents with prayers to our Lord and Savior,” said Abbott, adding that as soon as the power grid failed, God would be called upon to provide electricity to the millions of homes that have lost power. “The dozens of regional prayer circles we have set up will kneel and immediately begin to mitigate the strain on our current inefficient electrical system. Residents can rest assured that as soon as a blackout occurs, our new system will ask our Heavenly Father to return power so that no one dies of heat stroke.”

Finally, a republican doing something

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@zahlanzi said
https://www.theonion.com/texas-governor-adds-backup-prayer-system-to-state-elect-1850592059

Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. “To prevent the deadly outages we’ve experienced over the last few years, these new reserves will ...[text shortened]... Father to return power so that no one dies of heat stroke.”

Finally, a republican doing something
Hahaha
Can we assume timings will be subject to change if god is busy collecting prayers for a school shooting

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Is it just prayers or will they eventually include thoughts too?

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@kevcvs57 said
Hahaha
Can we assume timings will be subject to change if god is busy collecting prayers for a school shooting
I bet they didn't spring for the extended warranty

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@vivify said
Is it just prayers or will they eventually include thoughts too?
No vivify if they thought about for a second they would probably die of shame shouting “out damn spot”

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@zahlanzi said
I bet they didn't spring for the extended warranty
I dunno. I imagine Mr Abbot hedge funds his bets

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@kevcvs57 said
I dunno. I imagine Mr Abbot hedge funds his bets
Like he has a backup backup energy grid system based on sacrificing immigrants to Chtulhu?

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@zahlanzi said
Like he has a backup backup energy grid system based on sacrificing immigrants to Chtulhu?
Ha
‘Cthulhu bless America’ it has a ring to it and would explain quite a lot

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@zahlanzi said
https://www.theonion.com/texas-governor-adds-backup-prayer-system-to-state-elect-1850592059

Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. “To prevent the deadly outages we’ve experienced over the last few years, these new reserves will ...[text shortened]... Father to return power so that no one dies of heat stroke.”

Finally, a republican doing something
Texas politicians are so corrupt because they have no political competition.

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@wildgrass said
Texas politicians are so corrupt because they have no political competition.
i encourage you to lookup clips of Jasmine Crockett

Jessica Cisneros narrowly lost to a pro life Democrat who Pelosi and the democratic establishment backed

There are good politicians in texas. The problem is the electoral system and the corruption of current politicians.

I would say you are wrong. Texas politicians have no political competition because they are so corrupt

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