https://www.theonion.com/texas-governor-adds-backup-prayer-system-to-state-elect-1850592059
Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. “To prevent the deadly outages we’ve experienced over the last few years, these new reserves will kick in to supply affected residents with prayers to our Lord and Savior,” said Abbott, adding that as soon as the power grid failed, God would be called upon to provide electricity to the millions of homes that have lost power. “The dozens of regional prayer circles we have set up will kneel and immediately begin to mitigate the strain on our current inefficient electrical system. Residents can rest assured that as soon as a blackout occurs, our new system will ask our Heavenly Father to return power so that no one dies of heat stroke.”
Finally, a republican doing something
@zahlanzi saidHahaha
https://www.theonion.com/texas-governor-adds-backup-prayer-system-to-state-elect-1850592059
Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. “To prevent the deadly outages we’ve experienced over the last few years, these new reserves will ...[text shortened]... Father to return power so that no one dies of heat stroke.”
Finally, a republican doing something
Can we assume timings will be subject to change if god is busy collecting prayers for a school shooting
@zahlanzi saidTexas politicians are so corrupt because they have no political competition.
https://www.theonion.com/texas-governor-adds-backup-prayer-system-to-state-elect-1850592059
Addressing the life-threatening heat dome that has settled over Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott (R) announced Thursday that a backup prayer system had been added to the state electricity grid. “To prevent the deadly outages we’ve experienced over the last few years, these new reserves will ...[text shortened]... Father to return power so that no one dies of heat stroke.”
Finally, a republican doing something
@wildgrass saidi encourage you to lookup clips of Jasmine Crockett
Texas politicians are so corrupt because they have no political competition.
Jessica Cisneros narrowly lost to a pro life Democrat who Pelosi and the democratic establishment backed
There are good politicians in texas. The problem is the electoral system and the corruption of current politicians.
I would say you are wrong. Texas politicians have no political competition because they are so corrupt