Originally posted by Jack Bauercould you give me a few lessons on how to do this?
What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?
Originally posted by sasquatch672Hey, SQ, just reading your post almost caused me "death by silicone breast implant by proxy"!
I know this is way out there but I read an article yesterday about women whose silicone breast implanst had burst. In one poor woman's case, she went to the hospital with excruciating pain in her eye and ear. The silicone had formed a thread an inch long that came out of her eye and over two feet long that came out of her ear.
So, I have to think that "death by silicone breast implant" is probably an unpleasant way to go.
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Originally posted by Jack BauerWell. I like two pounds of navy beans cooked with a good ham hock or two. And three good yellow onions. Lot's of salt and pepper. Then I try to suffocate them in a tight place.
What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?
I must say that a match-lighter and a standing six foot flame also brings a lot of satisfaction. Although, all I usually manage to accomplish using this method is a lot of singed hair. And it's difficult to get a guy to follow one up a ladder when they detect the onset of gas. If you know what I mean.
Besides... singe from gas is a Really stinky method.
suffocation by legume ingestion. Definitely my preferred method.
Originally posted by ianpickeringOh I see, takin' the ol' high road there, you sanctimious little weasel. Well I think it is something to boast about! Have you ever been asked to stop a weaponised virus from being released into the general populus? Have you ever needed to race the clock to prevent a nuclear detonation in the centre of Los Angeles? I didn't think so. You should be thankful that there are men with cajones like myself who can get their hands dirty so that smug baton-twirlers like yourself can live out your pathetic existences. I've slaughtered dozens of people in a 24 hour span so that you can go on living as normal. Don't you dare ever come to me with that tone again. Understood? I'm Jack Bauer, dammit.
Is killing someone something to boast about?
Originally posted by Jack BauerHmmm, Pickering twirls batons in a smug fashion? I think it's time for the old 'bare hands' treatment, Bauer. If you can spare a minute, that is.
Oh I see, takin' the ol' high road there, you sanctimious little weasel. Well I think it is something to boast about! Have you ever been asked to stop a weaponised virus from being released into the general populus? Have you ever needed to race the clock to prevent a nuclear detonation in the centre of Los Angeles? I didn't think so. You sh ...[text shortened]... l. Don't you dare ever come to me with that tone again. Understood? I'm Jack Bauer, dammit.
Originally posted by sasquatch672Did you not learn any reading comprehension skills in the Marines, soldier or did you only have to read what was on your commanding officer's belt-buckle while you were "mopping the head"? I asked for your favourite and most reliable methods of killing a man, not some semi-humorous anecdote about a strumpet with fake dirty pillows. Take this thread down another road again and I will personally disembowel you with a gardening tool. Your choice of tool, of course.
I know this is way out there but I read an article yesterday about women whose silicone breast implanst had burst. In one poor woman's case, she went to the hospital with excruciating pain in her eye and ear. The silicone had formed a thread an inch long that came out of her eye and over two feet long that came out of her ear.
So, I have to think that "death by silicone breast implant" is probably an unpleasant way to go.
Originally posted by Jack BauerTalking about taking a thread down another road ...
Did you not learn any reading comprehension skills in the Marines, soldier or did you only have to read what was on your commanding officer's belt-buckle while you were "mopping the head"? I asked for your favourite and most reliable methods of killing a man, not some semi-humorous anecdote about a strumpet with fake dirty pillows. Take this thread d ...[text shortened]... ain and I will personally disembowel you with a gardening tool. Your choice of tool, of course.
... anybody interested in embroidery.
There's nothing like talking about killing gets me in the mood for some stitching.
Originally posted by Jack BauerTie 'em to the train tracks, that's what I say! Mwahahahahaha!
What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?
Originally posted by Jack Baueri prefer using a 50 cal rifle from about a mile away
What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?