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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I know this is way out there but I read an article yesterday about women whose silicone breast implanst had burst. In one poor woman's case, she went to the hospital with excruciating pain in her eye and ear. The silicone had formed a thread an inch long that came out of her eye and over two feet long that came out of her ear.

So, I have to think that "death by silicone breast implant" is probably an unpleasant way to go.
A stripper in Oklahoma almost killed me with her implants . It was almost as messy as you discribed , too . But I thought if it killed me it wouldn't have been an unpleasant way to go .

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?
If I had to pick a 24 method, it would be a toss-up between Jack's wallcrawl in the finale of season two, or Jonathan the Sniper's camera-rifle in season one.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
A stripper in Oklahoma almost killed me with her implants . It was almost as messy as you discribed , too . But I thought if it killed me it wouldn't have been an unpleasant way to go .
Hey, MC, was her name Exotica by any chance? Rather slim girl about 25 years old with huge boobs. Kept leaning forward and saying, "You're making a face like a fish."

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Originally posted by demonseed
I did hear the rumours.
Well I've seen the videos... *shudder*

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death by boofoo

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Yeah. Uh huh. You would never have gotten past the psych eval, bud.
shut up go kill yourself

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Originally posted by scipio7777777
shut up go kill yourself
Nice... you're first modded response was so much more eloquent. Git.

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Originally posted by Delmer
Hey, MC, was her name Exotica by any chance? Rather slim girl about 25 years old with huge boobs. Kept leaning forward and saying, "You're making a face like a fish."
AMAZING !!! How did you know , Del ? You must have some kind of telepathic powers !

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
[b]What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life.
Food poison

Slow, Painful & with the right knowledge, undetectable.

Not that I would know.

That or kindness......kill em with kindness....that always works too

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
AMAZING !!! How did you know , Del ? You must have some kind of telepathic powers !
That's it, MC, telepathic powers! I've certainly never been to a strip joint! (How I wish we still had old-time burlesque. Maybe five girls working with straight man, comic and a solid bump-and-grind combo ... organ, drums and baritone sax. I used to love taking Saturday night dates to the Town Hall Theater in Toledo to see their first burlesque show. Next door was the Show Bar and after the last show we'd stop there and have a few drinks with the girls, musicians, comics and the girls' escorts.)