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What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?

Do you do this often?

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Originally posted by lausey

Do you do this often?
Only when I have to. My job as a Federal Agent working in the field for the U.S. Counter Terrorist Unit does not afford me the luxury of a quiet, peaceful existence. You wouldn't understand. You're just a civilian.

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
Only when I have to. My job as a Federal Agent working in the field for the U.S. Counter Terrorist Unit does not afford me the luxury of a quiet, peaceful existence. You wouldn't understand. You're just a civilian.
Ok, fair enough. Although I haven't had any experience with killing people so I wouldn't know my favourite method. 🙂

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Yo, Jack... where you find time for chess if you only have 24 hours to save the world?!

Please... log off and save the world.

ES

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
Only when I have to. My job as a Federal Agent working in the field for the U.S. Counter Terrorist Unit does not afford me the luxury of a quiet, peaceful existence. You wouldn't understand. You're just a civilian.
Your real name isn't Stan Smith is it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Dad

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I like to wait until my enemies die of old age. Or until I do. Either way I won't have to worry about them any more.

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Death by muffin.. its a tasty way to go.

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You're all weak.

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I've never killed a man myself, Fred, but I have often wondered how an elephant might prefer to kill a man.

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which ways do you prefer to be killed by Jack?

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
What is your favourite/most reliable method of choice for ending an enemy's (or friend's) life. It may surprise most of you but my favourite method is "with my bare hands". Nothing satisfies more than feeling a man's bones snap and crackle when wrenching his neck. How about the rest of you?
I would recommend having your intended victim spend several weeks living with a ex-girlfriend of mine. After which time he/she will surely take their own life. Be warned that this will be excruciating torture and is not for the faint of heart or feeble of will.

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
You're all weak.
Is killing someone something to boast about?

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Originally posted by Jack Bauer
Only when I have to. My job as a Federal Agent working in the field for the U.S. Counter Terrorist Unit does not afford me the luxury of a quiet, peaceful existence. You wouldn't understand. You're just a civilian.
Somehow I don't believe you. Either you are lying or this is the reason the U.S. is in so much trouble. Federal Agents killing people with their bare hands and then bragging about it. Just doesnt fit...

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Originally posted by thecheat2
Somehow I don't believe you. Either you are lying or this is the reason the U.S. is in so much trouble. Federal Agents killing people with their bare hands and then bragging about it. Just doesnt fit...
Check it out, he's telling the truth:

http://www.fox.com/24/profiles/