Originally posted by DelmerWell done Del... lets keep this going....
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed?
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash.
Who's next to add a verse to
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
next verse....
Originally posted by Tirau DanThey went easy to the west,
Well done Del... lets keep this going....
Who's next to add a verse to
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
[b]Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
next verse....
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Relenting the rest,
Killing the fools of the day.
They reclaimed the glory of Khalif,
Then tore up retief,
for want of his bad, saggin' pipe.
It to them was not a pipe but tripe.
A challenge from far and gone.
Of the crusades war and bomb.
Gone and not far removed from Islam.
Along the shores of ancient Uurr did he come,
with legion of hero's united with flax,
wanting to undo the tie, but unable
To relax the deed of the father to the son.
Honor. Duty. Forever the dying want.
Where, my son have i gone asont of thy need?
Lonely is the man who sends his son thus.
alone to be thrust on wars terrible bright lustre,
of brass and armour and tin and muster.
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
next verse....
Hopefully, TD, will back me on this since it's his thread: please stay with an A,B,A,B rhyme scheme and about six beats to a line. Okay, fellow political poets? -Del
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So where is Osama?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
next...
(Edited to suit mc2005...see below)
Originally posted by xsthe way you've set that out makes it look like the word whore is referring to me.... i'm sorry but afghans with long beards and sexy turbans just don't do it for me
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore... (mc2005)
So where ...[text shortened]... ?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
next...
Originally posted by xsOsama had a shave and left the cave,
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So wh ...[text shortened]... the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
next...
(Edited to suit mc2005...see below)
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict!
Originally posted by invigorate"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Osama had a shave and left the cave,
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict!
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So where is Osama?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
Osama had a shave and left the cave,
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict! (Invigorate)
Ben left his new robes on the beach
While he swam in cooling seas
What lessons can he teach
To the folk in Florida Keys! (Tirau Dan)
Next verse he he he
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So where is Osama?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
Osama had a shave and left the cave,
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict! (Invigorate)
Ben left his new robes on the beach
While he swam in cooling seas
What lessons can he teach
To the folk in Florida Keys! (Tirau Dan)
He stopped off in Cuba
To smoke a cigar,
And drink a dictator
Under the bar. (Delmer)
Next verse...
Originally posted by Delmerhe flew to venus,
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So wh ...[text shortened]... n Cuba
To smoke a cigar,
And drink a dictator
Under the bar. (Delmer)
Next verse...
to hide from bush,
he lost his penis,
in a great hot flush (mc2005)
I can't think of anything better right now lol
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So where is Osama?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
Osama had a shave and left the cave,
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict! (Invigorate)
Ben left his new robes on the beach
While he swam in cooling seas
What lessons can he teach
To the folk in Florida Keys! (Tirau Dan)
He stopped off in Cuba
To smoke a cigar,
And drink a dictator
Under the bar. (Delmer) rec'd
He flew to venus,
To hide from bush,
He lost his penis,
In a great hot flush (mc2005)
Yo.. I tell ya all..
He ain’t in a hole..
Or hiding in a football
Dummy, he is here..
Plotting his next goal..!!
He is in the West..
Safest place to rest
Think I jest?
Bet ya staying in the U.S.
As Bush’s crony and a guest.. (Peachy) teenie touch up YO!
We'll find that sucker Next verse...