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Where in the World is Osama?

Where in the World is Osama?

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Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed?

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He is hiding in a celler like his good friend from Iraq was.

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed?
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed?

Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash.

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I saw Osama kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe today. I'd alert the Pentagon but their response would probably be to carpetbomb Paraguay.

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Maybe he's found Jimmy Hoffa.

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He must be working at the car wash.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
I saw Osama kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe today. I'd alert the Pentagon but their response would probably be to carpetbomb Paraguay.
And it's not even Christmas!!! Is there nothing that pagan Islamic freak won't stoop to?!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
And it's not even Christmas!!! Is there nothing that pagan Islamic freak won't stoop to?!
I know, I was so incensed by this I complained directly to him on the spot, and do you know what he said? "I don't care, I don't sweat the little details." Can you even begin to comprehend the wickedness of a man like that?

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed?
If I were a betting man, I would guess he is out on the town in Riyadh. It seems that people have never heard of Limosines with dark tinted windows.

I rather think he is enjoying the good life and being highly amused by the daily visits of the Royals of Al Jazeera.

But that's just a guess. I know if I was a rich hero... I wouldn't be hiding in some damn muddy hole. That is for commie fools like Saddam.

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Osama can't come to the thread right now as he is playing hide and seek with Dubya.

But I can exclusively reveal that he is hiding in the file marked "sensible forgien policy" in the pentagon.

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Originally posted by invigorate
Osama can't come to the thread right now as he is playing hide and seek with Dubya.

But I can exclusively reveal that he is hiding in the file marked "sensible forgien policy" in the pentagon.
Are you sure it isn't "Friggin' Policy"? Well. I guess it could be "forgien" policy. 😉

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Nah...I saw him yesterday with Elvis.

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hes probably with your mom right now gettin it on with her

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Originally posted by scipio7777777
hes probably with your mom right now gettin it on with her
If with my mom... then good luck. She died six years ago. Besides, I almost wish you are correct. At least she would have finally had a caring, gentle lover.

Don't ask. You would have had to meet the old man.

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Osama would spend the entire time screaming "Infidel" and “Praise Allah”

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