1. Standard memberSoothfast
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    05 Oct '18 05:09
    @mott-the-hoople said
    conservatives tend to have a moral compass.
    Yes. And they always point toward the nearest toilet.
  2. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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  3. Standard memberkaroly aczel
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    @wajoma said
    Because it's hard to joke about the millions tortured, starved, executed, murdered under socialism and communism.

    It's even less funny than anal incest jokes, or recycled 'yo mama' jokes when you change 'yo mama' to 'you're so trailer..."

    So anything shav finds funny or unfunny, you're probably safer going completely opposite.
    safer? ... more right wing rhetoric?
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    @wajoma said
    kmax, state mandated healthcare is no indication of 'moral compass' it's just people responding to threats of force, they have been reduced to the level of dumb beasts.
    North Korea has the best health care system. It's free, it's mandatory, and no one keeps costs down lower.
  5. Standard membersh76
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    05 Oct '18 12:16
    @shavixmir said
    “You know how assault rifles still exist and kids get shot at school? What’s that all about?”

    - Jim Jeffries

    Spot on.
    The UN GA seems to think Trump is pretty funny.
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    @suzianne said
    All I've seen lately from you clowns is an immoral compass.

    Calling sexual assault victims "liars". It doesn't get much worse than that.
    Even after they lie?
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    05 Oct '18 13:16
    @karoly-aczel said
    There are no right wing comedians because truth is funny and lies aren't
    sociopaths neither get or tell jokes
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    05 Oct '18 13:23
    @badradger said
    sociopaths neither get or tell jokes
    Yes they do.

    https://www.newsmax.com/US/Reagan-jokes-quotes-CD/2011/11/11/id/417736/
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    What would happen if George W Bush had selected the court in 1954? Clarence Thomas would have never got to law school."
  10. Subscribersonhouse
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    05 Oct '18 13:46
    @karoly-aczel said
    There are no right wing comedians because truth is funny and lies aren't
    There is one I know about, a former member of Saturday Night Live, Dennis Miller.
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    Humor requires a certain flexibility in thinking that right wingers lack. Acceptance of others, empathy, allows you to make others laugh, many different types of "others". which makes for a successful comedian.

    There aren't many kinds of "others" for conservatives, there is only "us". When there is only "us" you can only make yourselves laugh. Being able to only make your cousins laugh won't get you many hbo specials.
  12. Standard memberSoothfast
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    05 Oct '18 15:14
    @sh76 said
    The UN GA seems to think Trump is pretty funny.
    Of course Trumplethinskin is funny. Here's Dear Leader boarding Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his loafer:
    YouTube
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    @soothfast said
    Of course Trumplethinskin is funny. Here's Dear Leader boarding Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his loafer:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbvF2knVsEU
    No doubt stuck there after he wiped his ass in the limo.....
  14. Standard memberSoothfast
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    @sonhouse said
    No doubt stuck there after he wiped his ass in the limo.....
    I'm just surprised he wipes at all. Maybe Sarah Sanders does it for him.
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