Why there are no right-wing comedians

“You know how assault rifles still exist and kids get shot at school? What’s that all about?”

- Jim Jeffries

Spot on.

There are no right wing comedians because truth is funny and lies aren't

@karoly-aczel said
There are no right wing comedians because truth is funny and lies aren't

Because it's hard to joke about the millions tortured, starved, executed, murdered under socialism and communism.

It's even less funny than anal incest jokes, or recycled 'yo mama' jokes when you change 'yo mama' to 'you're so trailer..."

So anything shav finds funny or unfunny, you're probably safer going completely opposite.

@wajoma said
Because it's hard to joke about the millions tortured, starved, executed, murdered under socialism and communism.

It's even less funny than anal incest jokes, or recycled 'yo mama' jokes when you change 'yo mama' to 'you're so trailer..."

So anything shav finds funny or unfunny, you're probably safer going completely opposite.

Do you know what Socialism is ?
Communism ?

Please tell us.
We'll even let you Google it first. 😛

@mghrn55 said
Do you know what Socialism is ?
Communism ?

Please tell us.
We'll even let you Google it first. 😛

This is why it's so easy to be a left-wing comedian.

@shavixmir said
“You know how assault rifles still exist and kids get shot at school? What’s that all about?”

- Jim Jeffries

Spot on.

conservatives tend to have a moral compass.

@vivify said
This is why it's so easy to be a left-wing comedian.

You're left wing alright but sure ain't a comedian. Maybe if you put your pink pus*y hat on

@mott-the-hoople said
conservatives tend to have a moral compass.

Yup !!
Straight and narrow.

@shavixmir said
“You know how assault rifles still exist and kids get shot at school? What’s that all about?”

- Jim Jeffries

Spot on.

You don't get out much, do you.

YouTube

This may not be a "right wing" comedian, but he had the gonads to offend Left wingers.

Pretty awesome.

YouTube

@mott-the-hoople said
conservatives tend to have a moral compass.

All I've seen lately from you clowns is an immoral compass.

Calling sexual assault victims "liars". It doesn't get much worse than that.

@mott-the-hoople said
conservatives tend to have a moral compass.

What the same moral compass that says f the poor.

Let's see you work up some comedy about the poor guy who died because he couldn't afford the healthcare that he would have been able to receive if he was living in any other of the world's top OECD countries.

What's your punchline....Anyhow he never suffered any real pain, because when the time came, like the real patriot he was, he stood tall and proud, saluted the flag, and as a tear started to mist up his eyes, he blew his brains out.......

Comedy gold that is.....

Yes, your political opponents make fun of the poor, wish that everyone had no health care, and mocks all women sexual survivors.

You forgot we also burn crosses in our back yards every night and enjoy biting the heads off innocent baby kittens.

Then again, everyone needs a hobby.

@kmax87 said
What the same moral compass that says f the poor.

Let's see you work up some comedy about the poor guy who died because he couldn't afford the healthcare that he would have been able to receive if he was living in any other of the world's top OECD countries.

What's your punchline....Anyhow he never suffered any real pain, because when the time came, like the real patrio ...[text shortened]... and as a tear started to mist up his eyes, he blew his brains out.......

Comedy gold that is.....

kmax, state mandated healthcare is no indication of 'moral compass' it's just people responding to threats of force, they have been reduced to the level of dumb beasts.

@mott-the-hoople said
conservatives tend to have a moral compass.

Oh look. There are right-wing comedians!