Yes or no

Originally posted by sh76
Yes; unless you're counting in Fahrenheit.

some lawyer you are.

you answer that as though you are some sort of engineer.

the right answer to the question is "it depends on what you want it to be ..."

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Yes or no questions. Seemingly simple enough. Are you male? Yes. Do you like green hats? Yes. Does Seitse give it to you every Tuesday afternoon? No.

Sometimes however, neither yes nor no is a correct answer. This may be true if the question implies or assumes something that is not true. For example - Do you still beat your wife?

However, e ...[text shortened]... it, answer some of them properly. I don't care. I've had my rant. I am satisfied.

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just ask palynka to answer something if you want an example of what ATY is talking about.

Originally posted by Scriabin
I was commissioned out of ROTC from perhaps the oldest ROTC unit in the USA. .

Buffalo?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Thought so. It's just like the time you said things that all argued that Saddam Hussein was the greatest hero of the 20th century. Can't back up what you say.

Did I actually here you say "Saddam" and "hero" in the same sentence??

Grrrr ... 😠

Originally posted by uzless
Buffalo?

nope. Wisconsin

Originally posted by Scriabin
Does 2 + 2 = 4 every time?

in base 3, 2+2 = 11

in baseball, 2+2 = 1 run

Originally posted by Melanerpes
in base 3, 2+2 = 11

in baseball, 2+2 = 1 run

there you go --

its like I told my neighbors' houseguest from Germany back when the Berlin Wall fell -- some folks were worried about Germans getting back together, but I wasn't because most Germans knew a simple rule in baseball: 3 Reichs and you're out.

Originally posted by Scriabin
there you go --

its like I told my neighbors' houseguest from Germany back when the Berlin Wall fell -- some folks were worried about Germans getting back together, but I wasn't because most Germans knew a simple rule in baseball: 3 Reichs and you're out.

:'(

You could have had the decency to put up a "bad pun alert" sign.

Now my eyes are bleeding.




😉

Originally posted by sh76
:'(

You could have had the decency to put up a "bad pun alert" sign.

Now my eyes are bleeding.




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I know, I know, I should be drawn and quoted ...

Originally posted by Scriabin
I know, I know, I should be drawn and quoted ...

It hurts!

It hurts!

Originally posted by sh76
It hurts!

It hurts!

I have a slight case of paronomasia. Some folks have said to me that my jibes are the lowest form of humor - but usually only the folks who didn't think of it first.

Being a lawyer makes you focus on words a bit more than other professions tend to do.

Originally, I wanted to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.

Originally posted by Scriabin
I have a slight case of paronomasia. Some folks have said to me that my jibes are the lowest form of humor - but usually only the folks who didn't think of it first.

Being a lawyer makes you focus on words a bit more than other professions tend to do.

Originally, I wanted to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.

I have to admit.


I laughed at that last one.


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Originally posted by Scriabin
Some folks have said to me that my jibes are the lowest form of humor - but usually only the folks who didn't think of it first.

Cutting and pasting from web sites is as old as the internet itself.

Originally posted by FMF
Cutting and pasting from web sites is as old as the internet itself.

but not as old as you have become, madam. you wear not well, you lack all attributes that would cause another to want to associate with, let alone respect you.

you are the very personification of an insensitive little sausage -- all scrap pork and fat, no meat fit for a meal.

you are the souse loaf of this forum.

congratulations -- perhaps you can hire yourself out as a bratwurst.

first, however, you'll need to get stuffed.

see to it, won't you?

Originally posted by Scriabin
but not as old as you have become, madam. you wear not well, you lack all attributes that would cause another to want to associate with, let alone respect you.

you are the very personification of an insensitive little sausage -- all scrap pork and fat, no meat fit for a meal.

you are the souse loaf of this forum.

congratulations -- perhaps you ca ...[text shortened]... lf out as a bratwurst.

first, however, you'll need to get stuffed.

see to it, won't you?

More tedious and pointedly unfunny personal abuse. Laboured puns. Charmless. Pointless.