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You might be a Marxist if:

1. You are classless and moneyless

2. You are classless and rich but you rest easy knowing all your money will soon be gone.

3. You like to seize women based upon their area of reproduction. And yes, this means Joe Biden is a Marxist.

4. If you and a socialist and a postmodernist all walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve anyone under the age of 18."

5. You feel discriminated against because no one bothered to come up with your gender as of yet.

6. When someone says God bless you when you sneeze, you make them take it back.

7. You believe that the Founding Fathers and the Constitution was not based upon the Christian faith so there should be separation of church and state when it comes to such things as abortion and gay marriage, but we still need to give money to the poor and let immigrants into the country cuz that is what Jesus would want because Jesus was a socialist.

8. Really your only knowledge of the Bible comes from verses with the words, "Smite, slavery, bowels, touching, helping the poor, and hell fire" in them.

9. You spend all your time fighting evil rich people so you can take their money and give it to others to make them just as evil.

10. You were going to make something of yourself, but you got bad Marx in school. So you became a college professor instead.

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@whodey said
You might be a Marxist if:

1. You are classless and moneyless

2. You are classless and rich but you rest easy knowing all your money will soon be gone.

3. You like to seize women based upon their area of reproduction. And yes, this means Joe Biden is a Marxist.

4. If you and a socialist and a postmodernist all walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we d ...[text shortened]... e something of yourself, but you got bad Marx in school. So you became a college professor instead.
You definitely are an evangelical ultra right wing tosspot if you posted this or find yourself agreeing with any of the Butt Hurt BS contained herein.

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@kevcvs57 said
You definitely are an evangelical ultra right wing tosspot if you posted this or find yourself agreeing with any of the Butt Hurt BS contained herein.
Nope, just a Putin spy is all.

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@whodey said
Nope, just a Putin spy is all.
Yeah Putin spies are a lot of things but stoopid ain’t one of them.
He and they, would see you as a useful idiot.

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You might have blonde if:

1. You are classless and moneyless

2. You are classless and rich but you rest easy knowing all your money will soon be gone.

3. You like to seize women based upon their area of reproduction. And yes, this means Joe Biden is a Marxist.

4. If you and a socialist and a postmodernist all walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve anyone under the age of 18."

5. You feel discriminated against because no one bothered to come up with your gender as of yet.

6. When someone says God bless you when you sneeze, you make them take it back.

7. You believe that the Founding Fathers and the Constitution was not based upon the Christian faith so there should be separation of church and state when it comes to such things as abortion and gay marriage, but we still need to give money to the poor and let immigrants into the country cuz that is what Jesus would want because Jesus was a socialist.

8. Really your only knowledge of the Bible comes from verses with the words, "Smite, slavery, bowels, touching, helping the poor, and hell fire" in them.

9. You spend all your time fighting evil rich people so you can take their money and give it to others to make them just as evil.

10. You were going to make something of yourself, but you got bad Marx in school. So you became a college professor instead.

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@whodey
You might support Cancer Research Charities if:

1. You are classless and moneyless

2. You are classless and rich but you rest easy knowing all your money will soon be gone.

3. You like to seize women based upon their area of reproduction. And yes, this means Joe Biden is a Marxist.

4. If you and a socialist and a postmodernist all walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve anyone under the age of 18."

5. You feel discriminated against because no one bothered to come up with your gender as of yet.

6. When someone says God bless you when you sneeze, you make them take it back.

7. You believe that the Founding Fathers and the Constitution was not based upon the Christian faith so there should be separation of church and state when it comes to such things as abortion and gay marriage, but we still need to give money to the poor and let immigrants into the country cuz that is what Jesus would want because Jesus was a socialist.

8. Really your only knowledge of the Bible comes from verses with the words, "Smite, slavery, bowels, touching, helping the poor, and hell fire" in them.

9. You spend all your time fighting evil rich people so you can take their money and give it to others to make them just as evil.

10. You were going to make something of yourself, but you got bad Marx in school. So you became a college professor instead.

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@whodey
You might be a twat if ....
Nah .. you're definitely a twat.

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@whodey said
You might be a Marxist if:

1. You are classless and moneyless

2. You are classless and rich but you rest easy knowing all your money will soon be gone.

3. You like to seize women based upon their area of reproduction. And yes, this means Joe Biden is a Marxist.

4. If you and a socialist and a postmodernist all walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we d ...[text shortened]... e something of yourself, but you got bad Marx in school. So you became a college professor instead.
Every time you post, I thank God that my dad made me go to college.

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@suzianne said
Every time you post, I thank God that my dad made me go to college.
Imagine being stupid enough to be a trump supporter and including #No 3 in the list.
I’m a great supporter of care in the community rather than the warehousing approach but sometimes I think we may have gone to far.

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You might be a bimbo if

1. You take anything whodey posts seriously.

Seriously, whodey, stick to the Jokes thread; you’re in your element there.

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@moonbus said
You might be a bimbo if

1. You take anything whodey posts seriously.

Seriously, whodey, stick to the Jokes thread; you’re in your element there.
Jokes? What jokes?

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@whodey said
You might be a Marxist if:

1. You are classless and moneyless

2. You are classless and rich but you rest easy knowing all your money will soon be gone.

3. You like to seize women based upon their area of reproduction. And yes, this means Joe Biden is a Marxist.

4. If you and a socialist and a postmodernist all walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we d ...[text shortened]... e something of yourself, but you got bad Marx in school. So you became a college professor instead.
No, you’re probably a Marxist, if you realise that socialism is not an alternative to capitalism, but an evolution from it; dialectic materialism; friction creates change; in capitalism the boss - worker relationship creates, per definition, friction; therefore it will change.

Hence that capitalism must evolve. It can evolve in many ways, but, ultimately, any evolution which leads to a situation of friction will evolve further.

Oh sorry Whodey. I didn’t mean to rain on your parade of retarded moronity.
I thought you really wanted to discuss Marxist philosophy and then parhaps place it in early 20th century context.

My bad.

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