1+1=1

Originally posted by abejnood
Given:

x=1
x=y

Then:

xy=x2

xy-y2=x2-y2

y(x-y)=(x+y)(x-y)
-------------------- =
(x-y)

y=x+y

1+1=1

Q.E.D.

What the hell are you babbling on about.
I've got a bar of chocolate. You've got a bar of chocolate.
I pull your pants over your head, steal your bar of chocolate and now I've got two bars of chocolate. And you have none.

So the equation should be:

1+1=2+0

Simple as Snickers.

Originally posted by Bowmann
No. You're seriously underestimating the value of Bowmann.

Originally posted by abejnood
No. You're seriously underestimating the value of abejnood.

nuff said. they're clones!

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i think division by zero is not the only problem here.
x=1 and x=y (so y=1).
next step: xy=x2. really? 1*1 = 1*2? 1=2? that's news to me.

"x2" is supposed to mean "x squared".

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
"x2" is supposed to mean "x squared".

That is correct.

Originally posted by abejnood
That is correct.

Well you may as well say that

x=2
y=1
z=0

xz=yz
Divide by z
Therefore x=y
or 2=1

Balloni (sp?)

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
i think division by zero is not the only problem here.
x=1 and x=y (so y=1).
next step: xy=x2. really? 1*1 = 1*2? 1=2? that's news to me.

x2 = x * 2? That's news to me.

1+1 does = 1 in a black hole.. It also equals 69.69

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Balloni (sp?)

bologna - as in:

My bologna has a first name
It's O S C A R
My bologna has a second name
It's M A Y E R
Oh, I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll say
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B O L O G N A

(commercials do actually have an educational purpose some times)

Note: My apologies to the non-US crowd who haven't heard the millions of times that little ditty has been played on TV and Radio in the good 'ol US of A.

Originally posted by Kalsen
x2 = x * 2? That's news to me.

1+1 does = 1 in a black hole.. It also equals 69.69

prove it...

Originally posted by abejnood
If Chuck Norris can do it, then so can I.

Lets not get ahead of yourself by comparing yourself to Chuck.

Originally posted by The Plumber
prove it...

Make me...

Originally posted by abejnood
Given:

x=1
x=y

Then:

xy=x2

xy-y2=x2-y2

y(x-y)=(x+y)(x-y)
-------------------- =
(x-y)

y=x+y

1+1=1

Q.E.D.

1+1=2. End of.

Originally posted by adramforall
Lets not get ahead of yourself by comparing yourself to Chuck.

Why are you talking to a dead man?

Originally posted by paul1
1+1=2. End of.

Prove it...
1+1=10

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Why are you talking to a dead man?

Why not?