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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks
down and the floor is covered in $1,000 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing
there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside
to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until
he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's
the two blonde genies.


One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first
wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love
to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrou ...[text shortened]... m wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
ta

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrou ...[text shortened]... m wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
Red Night will spank you for this.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Red Night will spank you for this.
He will probably choke to death on his righteous indignation.

EDIT: Although, if Dr. S&M is black, all is well!

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Red Night will spank you for this.
Him and his seal are too busy being clubbed by Mr Crow. ๐Ÿ˜

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrou ...[text shortened]... m wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
lmao

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Originally posted by bub
lmao
Speaking of how is yours coming along. Still dragging it around.๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Speaking of how is yours coming along. Still dragging it around.๐Ÿ˜‰
That was good!

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Speaking of how is yours coming along. Still dragging it around.๐Ÿ˜‰
nope, rideing, with a vengance๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by bub
nope, rideing, with a vengance๐Ÿ˜›
Do you spell this badly on purpose?

I'm not trying to bust on you, I'm just curious?

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Originally posted by Red Night
Do you spell this badly on purpose?

I'm not trying to bust on you, I'm just curious?
mostly y? vengeance happy now?

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Originally posted by bub
mostly y?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not the spelling Nazi's

I was just curious.

Usually, when someone does something as badly as you spell, they are doing it on purpose.

On the other hand, I've occasionally met people who just spell really badly. Most of the time they suffered from severe dyslexia as a child.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Don't get me wrong, I'm not the spelling Nazi's

I was just curious.

Usually, when someone does something as badly as you spell, they are doing it on purpose.

On the other hand, I've occasionally met people who just spell really badly. Most of the time they suffered from severe dyslexia as a child.
or still do, and then again maybe they have to spell phoneticly ever considered those.

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Originally posted by bub
or still do, and then again maybe they have to spell phoneticly ever considered those.
Some people never learn to read and write. Most of the time they attempt to hide that fact.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Some people never learn to read and write. Most of the time they attempt to hide that fact.
is that aimed at me by any chance?