2 zombies walk into a bar

Two Germans walk in a bar in London and order Martini. The bartender asks: "Dry Martini?". Germans reply: "No, zwei Martini".

What children's game is now banned in Germany?




Follow the leader.

Originally posted by coquette
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre - so I gave her one. 😕

A guy walks into a bar. The barman asks him "what'll ya have?"
The guy says a beer,and sits down. the barman pours one, and sets it in front of the man.
A leprechaun runs down the bar and kicks the mans drink on him and runs away.
The man, depressed, asks for another, and the barman give him another.
Again the leprechaun runs down the bar, picks up the beer and pours it on the mans lap, and runs off.
The barman who has been watching this asks, whats going on?.
The man replies that awhile ago he found a lamp, rubbed it and a Genie offered to grant him a wish. The man told the barman how he had wished for a 12" Prick.