2 zombies walk into a bar

Originally posted by duecer
ZOMBIES RULE!

Since we are doing jokes...

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Dave

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Originally posted by coquette
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Originally posted by coquette
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

De depressed horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?"

A Tamil Tiger walks into a bar and says: "Ouch."

What's the difference between an elephant and a box of six eggs?

- I hope your mum never sends you to do shopping.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Pakistani walk into a bar together.


What a perfect example of a multicultural society

Originally posted by coquette
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Originally posted by znsho
I don't know. What is the difference between mashed potato and pea soup?

She was only the Colonels Daughter ... but she knew what 'Reggie meant' 😉

She was only the Fishmongers Daughter but she lay on the slab and said 'Fillet' 🙄

She was only the Constables Daughter but she knew 'every inch of his beat' 😲

This is a joke my kids tell me all the time;

Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
Knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
orange!
orange who?
orange you glad it's not banana?

Originally posted by mikelom
One is brown and one is pink, shirley?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you colour blind, or are you using some strange kind of potatoes and peas?

Two Zombies walk into a bar, the bartender said, "Hi Spider and Rob, what will you have?"