2 zombies walk into a bar

The barman was a little displeased because jokes like these have been done to death.

It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

Originally posted by Lundos
It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Don't kill the joke. 😞

Originally posted by Lundos
I think it was dead before you started it. 🙄

Originally posted by Bad wolf
That's what she said.

Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, we've got drink named
after you." Grasshopper says, "Why would anyone name a drink 'Bob'?"


-gb 😀

A Pixie is walking through the garden and comes upon a Gnome who is sitting with his head held tightly between his knees...the Pixie jumps back in fright and says...

"Are you a Goblin?'

And the Gnome replies without lifting his head...

"No...just looking"

hehehe

Dave

a sad looking piece of rope walk into the bar.. the bartender says "can I ask you whats wrong".. the rope replies.. " I'm a frayed knot"

2 zombies walk into a bar,
the third one ducked.

A duck says, "Quack." Another one says, "Hey,I was just going to say that."

🙂

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, we've got drink named
after you." Grasshopper says, "Why would anyone name a drink 'Bob'?"


-gb 😀[/b]

Originally posted by MontyMoose
Hey Gramp, which NPR station do you listen to Home Companion on?

What's green and wiggles in soup?




















Elvis Parsley

ZOMBIES RULE!