4yr old GUINNESS

O.M.G. soooooo good........

My roomate has a girlfriend... that cleaned her house the other day.. and came across 3 cans o' Guinne... and she doesnt drink it... and hes ben in the Army(sand box) fer the past fer years up till recent... So she gave them to him... and she said.. there bpobobly my old boyfriends.. but that was almost 4yrs ago.. he knew i appreciate a nice cold Guinne now and again... and allot in between to... but any hoo.. he was all like "You think there still good?" i'm like.. duhhh.. alcohol only gets better with age... so i cracked ona dese puppies open.. uhhhh... my gawd... if Guinny wasnt allready orgasm in a can.. man.. soooo smooth... i swear it was like drinkin wine beer... i HIIIIGHLY recoment savn this stuff.. i got 2 cans left.. whell.. by mornn' ill have 1.. and im gunna save dat puppy... im goin to the store today to buy some to sit around fer a while(ha right.. like itl make it a week)... ungh... soo good..

Originally posted by xxxenophobe
O.M.G. soooooo good........

My roomate has a girlfriend... that cleaned her house the other day.. and came across 3 cans o' Guinne... and she doesnt drink it... and hes ben in the Army(sand box) fer the past fer years up till recent... So she gave them to him... and she said.. there bpobobly my old boyfriends.. but that was almost 4yrs ago.. he knew ...[text shortened]... to buy some to sit around fer a while(ha right.. like itl make it a week)... ungh... soo good..

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Add some crappy music to that and I'm sure you could sell that to Guiness as their new TV advert! 😉

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Add some crappy music to that and I'm sure you could sell that to Guiness as their new TV advert! 😉

Originally posted by xxxenophobe
My roomate has a girlfriend...

Originally posted by genius
girlfriend? is that, like, some new fangled chess comptuer?

Originally posted by fiesta
you got it in one!

Originally posted by genius
girlfriend? is that, like, some new fangled chess comptuer?

Originally posted by genius
girlfriend? is that, like, some new fangled chess comptuer?

Originally posted by fiesta
they can be difficult to understand,you can never win and you usually get backed into a corner and as for the chess computer well....

Originally posted by chakan
I upgraded mine came with some nice plug-ins

Originally posted by Freddie2004
has opposed to you plugging it in her yourself?

fred

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Add some crappy music to that and I'm sure you could sell that to Guiness as their new TV advert! 😉

Guinness tastes nice if it is draught and has been left in the keg. I remember getting a good pint in Fuerteventura because there was an embargo on certain imports and the black stuff just waited, residing in its own version of an offshore oilwell.

I need a drink.

Help.

Ah, Guinness, my one true love... Say you'll be mine tonight!

You should all come over and stay with me for a while, and drink it from the fount.

And don't mind the season that approaches. There's a character in G. Greene's "Brighton Rock"... she enjoys the finer pleasures in life, i.e. a cool pint of Guinness on a warm summer's day.

I reckon that she had the right idea.😵