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5 words you don't want to hear during sex.

5 words you don't want to hear during sex.

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Um...I think its stuck....

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Jealous of vibrator, are you?

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Hamster is a sex toy.

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Lets watch the match instead.

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Originally posted by Peachy
Lets watch the match instead.
Oh crap, I've got diaharrea!

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Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

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You have AIDS too, right?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
You have AIDS too, right?
I don't want that again.

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Hmmm, that ceiling needs painted

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Oh Jane. OOPS your'e mary....

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My ex-wife... I was really socking it to her one night when in the middle of the heat, she rolled her pretty eyes and said to me, "You take the garbage out?"

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Originally posted by arrakis
My ex-wife... I was really socking it to her one night when in the middle of the heat, she rolled her pretty eyes and said to me, "You take the garbage out?"
Got...garbage...right...HERE.....UUUUUNNNNNGGGGHHHHH!!11!!-0\
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Originally posted by arrakis
My ex-wife... I was really socking it to her one night when in the middle of the heat, she rolled her pretty eyes and said to me, "You take the garbage out?"
You'll go out later dear

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I'll do your Momma later.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Oh Jane. OOPS your'e mary....
i'd rather use my hand.

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Originally posted by chronicman
i'd rather use my hand.
With THAT thing on it?!