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5 words you don't want to hear during sex.

5 words you don't want to hear during sex.

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open up, its the police

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
open up, its the police
actually they just knocked loudly and after she opened the door she said in a disgusted tone. "(ok i'll pay you the) saam roy [300 baht]." she then closed the door and resumed her position. meanwhile the police waited patiently for the money to be delivered.

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a bag in my head ?

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a pillow in your face ?

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that is a colostomy , right ?

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Have you just fanny farted?

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Dont worry about my herpes.

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is that the right hole?

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Is there a wrong hole?

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dont use protection please ! 😠😠😠

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turn off the lights please! 😠😠😠

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Hurry up i'm so sleepy😏

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What's that sausage on you?