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A Bowmann-free thread...

A Bowmann-free thread...

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Originally posted by orfeo
I'm wondering, shav, how far we can push this thread. If the thread increases in length, does the coolness of not responding increase? And does the urge for the Big B to answer also increase?

With any luck we can get the tension to the kind of level that makes blood vessels burst.
Quite right Orfeo.

The longer the thread the more will power needed to resist answering.
We can even up the stakes one peg more: By insulting him, complimenting him or/and asking him questions...

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Originally posted by shavixmir

We can even up the stakes one peg more: By insulting him, complimenting him or/and asking him questions...
Invent a hypothetical situation and ask what would Bowmann do. If he does anything that is.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Invent a hypothetical situation and ask what would Bowmann do. If he does anything that is.
When Bowmann is lying on his back with his legs up in the air, is he:

a. Dead
b. Waiting for Big Bad Bob the 12 inch shatterer to enter
or
c. Trying oral sex by proxy.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
When Bowmann is lying on his back with his legs up in the air, is he:

a. Dead
b. Waiting for Big Bad Bob the 12 inch shatterer to enter
or
c. Trying oral sex by proxy.
d. Gearing up to audition for the forthcoming run of Kafka's Metamorphosis by the Corblimey Players. Book your ticket now, Bowmann's mum's lounge is a little cramped.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
d. Gearing up to audition for the forthcoming run of Kafka's Metamorphosis by the Corblimey Players. Book your ticket now, Bowmann's mum's lounge is a little cramped.
E Getting ready for the final plunge of 'the penal colony'?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
E Getting ready for the final plunge of 'the penal colony'?
F. Ready to get his tummy tickled?

Edit Missed the F

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Quite right Orfeo.

The longer the thread the more will power needed to resist answering.
We can even up the stakes one peg more: By insulting him, complimenting him or/and asking him questions...
Quick, someone ask about castling or en passant, that ought to do it.

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WAR IS WAR LOSERS!

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Who's Bowmann

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Originally posted by knightwest
Who's Bowmann
If you don't know now, stick around, you will.

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Originally posted by knightwest
Who's Bowmann
Only the coolest guy ever!

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Originally posted by knightwest
Who's Bowmann
It's not who he is. It's who he thinks he is.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
If you don't know now, stick around, you will.
I've stuck around. I guess he's not coming.

I am extremely excited about finding out about him. He seems to be quite the celebrity on RHP.

I take it he's not usually this shy.

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Originally posted by knightwest
I've stuck around. I guess he's not coming.

I am extremely excited about finding out about him. He seems to be quite the celebrity on RHP.

I take it he's not usually this shy.
I feel I may have mis-directed you. See this is a Bowmann-free thread... hence the name. Maybe you should look elsewhere to learn about him. And I wouldn't call him a celebrity, more like a wasted sperm.

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This thread needs a bump. I want it dangling in front of Bowmann's eyes every time he comes into this forum, like a metaphorical carrot.

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