A continue-the-story game

@great-big-stees said
and the resulting “dinner” was, well as he so descriptively said, “Oh my God, how did you manage to...

ruin a perfectly perfect piece of steak, only you could do that, and she smiled and answered

@torunn said
ruin a perfectly perfect piece of steak, only you could do that, and she smiled and answered

“ Well you sure enjoyed the...”

@great-big-stees said
“ Well you sure enjoyed the...”

wine sufficiently to mistake my phone cover for a steak, I think we'd better take you to

@relentless-red said
wine sufficiently to mistake my phone cover for a steak, I think we'd better take you to

the Apple store, cuz you owe me a new

@great-big-stees said
the Apple store, cuz you owe me a new

laptop or

@badradger said
laptop or

...a bag of Red Delicious apples and bushel of strawberries...

@woofwoof said
...a bag of Red Delicious apples and bushel of strawberries...

not forgetting some vanilla ice cream sprinkled with a liberal helping of

@great-big-stees said
not forgetting some vanilla ice cream sprinkled with a liberal helping of

red hot chillie flakes and....

@badradger said
red hot chillie flakes and....

soul to squeeze (from a bottle with a curious lid that

@relentless-red said
soul to squeeze (from a bottle with a curious lid that

could not be screwed back on

@badradger said
could not be screwed back on

without the aid of adjustable pliers and a can of

@woofwoof said
without the aid of adjustable pliers and a can of

WD40 and a lot of

@great-big-stees said
WD40 and a lot of

determination. But sadly his determination was lacking and his mind drifted back to better days when

@relentless-red said
determination. But sadly his determination was lacking and his mind drifted back to better days when

all he had to do was bite down on the thing, but since he now wears expensive dentures he has to think

@great-big-stees said
all he had to do was bite down on the thing, but since he now wears expensive dentures he has to think

outside the box of