A continue-the-story game

@woofwoof said
...underwear after dysentery set-in: Campylobacter again. Seems the cook also uses his spoons to...

help ease his tiny feet into his tiny leprechaun boots then

@drewnogal said
help ease his tiny feet into his tiny leprechaun boots then

realizing the spoon had gotten stuck he tried

@great-big-stees said
realizing the spoon had gotten stuck he tried

lubricating the leprechauns foot using the same oil that was used to make the stew. He might have got away with it, but for the leprechaun walking through

@relentless-red said
lubricating the leprechauns foot using the same oil that was used to make the stew. He might have got away with it, but for the leprechaun walking through

hills and dales of Ireland’s

@great-big-stees said
hills and dales of Ireland’s

beautiful green land, when he should in fact have been at the chiropodist to deal with a somewhat grotesque

@relentless-red said
beautiful green land, when he should in fact have been at the chiropodist to deal with a somewhat grotesque

growth that was happening on the leprechaun’s left foot, due in large part to the fact that it

@great-big-stees said
growth that was happening on the leprechaun’s left foot, due in large part to the fact that it

resembled a shamrock when he looked at it after

@drewnogal said
resembled a shamrock when he looked at it after

mistakenly, surgically removing it thinking it would bring him good luck but, unfortunately it wasn’t a

@great-big-stees said
mistakenly, surgically removing it thinking it would bring him good luck but, unfortunately it wasn’t a

great idea as he wasn't a true Irish leprechaun but an impostor from

@drewnogal said
great idea as he wasn't a true Irish leprechaun but an impostor from

Newfoundland who’d decided to, not only be “the B’y that builds the boats” but also be the B’y that

@great-big-stees said
Newfoundland who’d decided to, not only be “the B’y that builds the boats” but also be the B’y that

confuses anyone who isn’t a new grandfather so

@drewnogal said
confuses anyone who isn’t a new grandfather so

inspiring a government initiative to allow everybody the right to experience being a grandfather regardless of gender or number of offspring. The ambitious project seemed doomed to failure until

@relentless-red said
inspiring a government initiative to allow everybody the right to experience being a grandfather regardless of gender or number of offspring. The ambitious project seemed doomed to failure until

... Kris Kringle stepped in allowed thousands of ash-bearded men a season of being Santa Claus. However, there was revolt within certain...

@woofwoof said
... Kris Kringle stepped in allowed thousands of ash-bearded men a season of being Santa Claus. However, there was revolt within certain...

quarters, the main one being that of the elves and even

@great-big-stees said
quarters, the main one being that of the elves and even

want a raise in pay and better benefits.

-VR