A continue-the-story game

@relentless-red said
pile of explosives next to the lotion. Aunt Matilda had always felt the use of explosives in the massage parlour was somewhat unorthodox and

so converted the salon into a fireworks factory on the outskirts of

@badradger said
so converted the salon into a fireworks factory on the outskirts of

Manchester, Holy smoke - an event that caused a commotion late forgotten by the locals

@torunn said
Manchester, Holy smoke - an event that caused a commotion late forgotten by the locals

who were oddly labouring under the illusion that an aging Portuguese man might put everything right. In fact

@relentless-red said
who were oddly labouring under the illusion that an aging Portuguese man might put everything right. In fact

it was totally wrong - how wrong can people be...?! Within an hour

@torunn said
it was totally wrong - how wrong can people be...?! Within an hour

the local authorities had arrested Aunt Matilda, the “Manchester Madame”, on charges ranging from, operating an unregistered fireworks outlet to

@great-big-stees said
the local authorities had arrested Aunt Matilda, the “Manchester Madame”, on charges ranging from, operating an unregistered fireworks outlet to

illegal betting offices which, according to the 'Madame' herself were perfectly accepted by everybody, not least

@torunn said
illegal betting offices which, according to the 'Madame' herself were perfectly accepted by everybody, not least

of whom were many current and former members of the Royal family, most notably

@great-big-stees said
of whom were many current and former members of the Royal family, most notably

Betting Shop Betty, The Queen of the Machines and

@badradger said
Betting Shop Betty, The Queen of the Machines and

a notorious philanderer, whose reputation was once thought to have been a made up story by non other than her stepsister who was jealous of her large

@great-big-stees said
a notorious philanderer, whose reputation was once thought to have been a made up story by non other than her stepsister who was jealous of her large

collection of castles with

@badradger said
collection of castles with

which she inherited from each of her husbands, who, as it turned out, never managed to live long enough to celebrate any of their first anniversaries except

@great-big-stees said
which she inherited from each of her husbands, who, as it turned out, never managed to live long enough to celebrate any of their first anniversaries except

for the one she kept chained in the deepest dungeon of her favourite castle, but this was where Betty had

@relentless-red said
for the one she kept chained in the deepest dungeon of her favourite castle, but this was where Betty had

where she also kept all her dogs and the man just couldn't stand pets of any kind so

@torunn said
where she also kept all her dogs and the man just couldn't stand pets of any kind so

when she decided this would also be the ideal location for her collection of pedigree stoats he was pushed too far. He ripped the chains from the wall in an act of super human strength. Charging up the stairs

@relentless-red said
when she decided this would also be the ideal location for her collection of pedigree stoats he was pushed too far. He ripped the chains from the wall in an act of super human strength. Charging up the stairs

followed by a menagerie of excited, yapping, wild animals and designer dogs with docked tails and cropped ears, lovingly following