A continue-the-story game

@drewnogal said
followed by a menagerie of excited, yapping, wild animals and designer dogs with docked tails and cropped ears, lovingly following

the man upstairs where he confronted his soon to be ex/dead wife saying

@great-big-stees said
the man upstairs where he confronted his soon to be ex/dead wife saying

"You have never loved me, I should have picked a more loving companion", and with these words

@torunn said
"You have never loved me, I should have picked a more loving companion", and with these words

he strode off out of the castle, the animals trotting behind him in a Pied Piper fashion to the edge of a cliff

@drewnogal said
he strode off out of the castle, the animals trotting behind him in a Pied Piper fashion to the edge of a cliff

where he stopped, turned around and realized that the animals were about to push him

@great-big-stees said
where he stopped, turned around and realized that the animals were about to push him

whereupon Betty’s stepsister came running towards them, her chest heaving as she caught her breath and whistled a command to the animals to

@drewnogal said
whereupon Betty’s stepsister came running towards them, her chest heaving as she caught her breath and whistled a command to the animals to

stop staring at her heaving chest (which she found a little unnerving) and

@relentless-red said
stop staring at her heaving chest (which she found a little unnerving) and

said if they didn’t they’d have to deal with her newly hired lawyer, who just happened to be a

@great-big-stees said
said if they didn’t they’d have to deal with her newly hired lawyer, who just happened to be a

specialist in chest - heaving situations, where the entire male population was assumed guilty unless proven innocent, however

@indonesia-phil said
specialist in chest - heaving situations, where the entire male population was assumed guilty unless proven innocent, however

there was the little matter of the chest being fully laden and heavy so it was immediately emptied over the cliff edge; an array of coloured

@drewnogal said
there was the little matter of the chest being fully laden and heavy so it was immediately emptied over the cliff edge; an array of coloured

Aunt matildas never worn wedding

@badradger said
Aunt matildas never worn wedding

rings from her previous marriages, which were never consummated because before that could occur she did, what she always did and that was

@great-big-stees said
rings from her previous marriages, which were never consummated because before that could occur she did, what she always did and that was

to spend her nights fussing over the creases in the marital bed quilt which

@drewnogal said
to spend her nights fussing over the creases in the marital bed quilt which

just happened to be sublimely coded, via the different squares, to steer her towards doing the dastardly deed, over which she had

@great-big-stees said
just happened to be sublimely coded, via the different squares, to steer her towards doing the dastardly deed, over which she had

no power to resist. Counting the pineapples and laying out the hamster food with painstaking accuracy she knew that

@relentless-red said
no power to resist. Counting the pineapples and laying out the hamster food with painstaking accuracy she knew that

he, being from Hawaii and also a former pet shop owner, couldn’t resist trying to figure out exactly what kind of kinky game she