A continue-the-story game

@relentless-red said
if he was honest he had to admit he had always felt a strange attraction towards monkeys ever since

Aunt Matilda gifted him one for his last name day

@woofwoof said
Aunt Matilda gifted him one for his last name day

which, as we all know, was

@great-big-stees said
which, as we all know, was

what he had really meant when he said that Aunt Matilda giving him one had been happiest day of his life. Unfortunately, however, the gossip columnists had

@relentless-red said
what he had really meant when he said that Aunt Matilda giving him one had been happiest day of his life. Unfortunately, however, the gossip columnists had

gotten hold of the story and twisted it to look as though they were actually

@great-big-stees said
gotten hold of the story and twisted it to look as though they were actually

training the monkey to do all of the housework

@drewnogal said
training the monkey to do all of the housework

and P.E.T.A. heard about it and attempted to

@great-big-stees said
and P.E.T.A. heard about it and attempted to

have everyone in the neighborhood arrested for enslavement of pets and platonic bestiality, but Nikolai

@kevin-eleven said
have everyone in the neighborhood arrested for enslavement of pets and platonic bestiality, but Nikolai

Mykolayovych the world renowned human rights lawyer, on hearing of these mass arrests, had immediately flown out to

@relentless-red said
Mykolayovych the world renowned human rights lawyer, on hearing of these mass arrests, had immediately flown out to

Las Tortugas Secretas to fortify himself with a robust lunch prepared by deliberately non-celebrity chef Emily T. before he re-entered the very sort of squabblesome fray that Lao Tzu had quite understandably

@kevin-eleven said
Las Tortugas Secretas to fortify himself with a robust lunch prepared by deliberately non-celebrity chef Emily T. before he re-entered the very sort of squabblesome fray that Lao Tzu had quite understandably

warned of from atop his water buffalo

@woofwoof said
warned of from atop his water buffalo

whilst patrolling the neighbourhood by peeping through the windows in search of

@drewnogal said
whilst patrolling the neighbourhood by peeping through the windows in search of

infamous people capable of the most horrid crimes and

@torunn said
infamous people capable of the most horrid crimes and

choosing the most horrendous décor, he wondered just how tortured a criminal mind must be to combine pink aertex ceilings with green blinds. Then suddenly amidst the vulgar clashing colours

@relentless-red said
choosing the most horrendous décor, he wondered just how tortured a criminal mind must be to combine pink aertex ceilings with green blinds. Then suddenly amidst the vulgar clashing colours

a man in golf attire, admiring his reflection in a mirror

@drewnogal said
a man in golf attire, admiring his reflection in a mirror

noticing he’d forgotten to put on his “plus fours/knickerbockers” and immediately