A continue-the-story game

@relentless-red said
Talk of monkeys doing housework had left him feeling change was in the air, maybe a dog could even run for mayor? Energised by this train of thought he

he approached his British Bull dog, Churchill, asking if he’d like to run for

@great-big-stees said
he approached his British Bull dog, Churchill, asking if he’d like to run for

the position of Canadian Goose Code of Conduct Enforcer as they were needing

@drewnogal said
the position of Canadian Goose Code of Conduct Enforcer as they were needing

a less toothless approach after the recent and somewhat bizarre

@relentless-red said
a less toothless approach after the recent and somewhat bizarre

debacle involving the leader of the

@great-big-stees said
debacle involving the leader of the

flock attacking an unsuspecting lady and pecking her face

@drewnogal said
flock attacking an unsuspecting lady and pecking her face

which, according to the coroner, made her unrecognizable to her

@great-big-stees said
which, according to the coroner, made her unrecognizable to her

relatives. Her dental records had been used to identify the body, forcing the case to be reopened some years later after the discovery that her dentist was in fact

@relentless-red said
relatives. Her dental records had been used to identify the body, forcing the case to be reopened some years later after the discovery that her dentist was in fact

notorious for using cheap toxic substitutes in his

@drewnogal said
notorious for using cheap toxic substitutes in his

practice, which was on the radar of the dental association, when one of his patients

@great-big-stees said
practice, which was on the radar of the dental association, when one of his patients

had exploded whilst brushing their teeth. However, his cunning defence lawyer

@relentless-red said
had exploded whilst brushing their teeth. However, his cunning defence lawyer

forgot the obvious and mistakenly entered a plea of

@great-big-stees said
forgot the obvious and mistakenly entered a plea of

guilty although the said lady had in fact spontaneously combusted, resulting in

@drewnogal said
guilty although the said lady had in fact spontaneously combusted, resulting in

the need to change her funeral arrangements, having to cancel her wish to be cremated for obvious reasons, though she would need

@drewnogal said
guilty although the said lady had in fact spontaneously combusted, resulting in

a pile of ashes that had turned out to be particularly rich in nitrates when her neighbour had gone on to use them as

@relentless-red said
a pile of ashes that had turned out to be particularly rich in nitrates when her neighbour had gone on to use them as

Too slow on the uptake my scouse friend.😲😉