A continue-the-story game

@great-big-stees said
Aunt Matilda’s second husband, the late Marquis de Sade, who really enjoyed

Cribbage with Centipedes, because he -- like many other French people -- was rather inventive when it came to downtime pastimes, such as

@kevin-eleven said
Cribbage with Centipedes, because he -- like many other French people -- was rather inventive when it came to downtime pastimes, such as

weighing and noting the weight of various pieces of dirt from the garden, and estimating the velocity of sparrows in flight, which were

@indonesia-phil said
weighing and noting the weight of various pieces of dirt from the garden, and estimating the velocity of sparrows in flight, which were

due to arrive in Toronto at 5:34 AM Toronto Standard Time, whereupon the sparrows, after they had disembarked, would

@kevin-eleven said
due to arrive in Toronto at 5:34 AM Toronto Standard Time, whereupon the sparrows, after they had disembarked, would

trade their feathers for roller skates in the realisation that taking the plane had been far

@relentless-red said
trade their feathers for roller skates in the realisation that taking the plane had been far

easier than flapping, but most sparrows were sad about air miles and carbon

@badradger said
easier than flapping, but most sparrows were sad about air miles and carbon

taxes so they decided better of it and stayed put until they could come up with a different approach to the tricky

@great-big-stees said
taxes so they decided better of it and stayed put until they could come up with a different approach to the tricky

matter of the feathers, since they now owed them for the roller skates that they had kept, following the discovery that

@relentless-red said
matter of the feathers, since they now owed them for the roller skates that they had kept, following the discovery that

they'd been shafted by the roller skate supplier, having given a more than adequate down payment (get it, down payment) , so they became determined to

@indonesia-phil said
they'd been shafted by the roller skate supplier, having given a more than adequate down payment (get it, down payment) , so they became determined to

feather all future payments just in case the recipient thought that, maybe, things weren’t as ducky as they had

@great-big-stees said
feather all future payments just in case the recipient thought that, maybe, things weren’t as ducky as they had

been quacked up to be in the original contractual agreement, so now they decided

@indonesia-phil said
been quacked up to be in the original contractual agreement, so now they decided

to leave Toronto in the rear-view mirror and catch a bus to Québec City, which admittedly some of the sparrows might have misread as "Such Pretty Beaks" -- nevertheless,

@kevin-eleven said
to leave Toronto in the rear-view mirror and catch a bus to Québec City, which admittedly some of the sparrows might have misread as "Such Pretty Beaks" -- nevertheless,

they made it in time to take part in the protest near the National Assembly after which they had hoped to be able to enjoy the festivities during Carnival Bon Homme, not remembering that

@great-big-stees said
they made it in time to take part in the protest near the National Assembly after which they had hoped to be able to enjoy the festivities during Carnival Bon Homme, not remembering that

none of them could tweet in French, which meant that they

@indonesia-phil said
none of them could tweet in French, which meant that they

were, “for the birds” and not just those “of a different feather” because as we all know, “different strokes for different…

@great-big-stees said
were, “for the birds” and not just those “of a different feather” because as we all know, “different strokes for different…

levels of offending behaviour, was a part of the brutal code that the sparrows had lived by since the arrival