A continue-the-story game

@great-big-stees said
kerfuffle regarding the use of real fur on one of her clients new

incontenence pants

@badradger said
incontenence pants

which happened to have been just a bit too

@great-big-stees said
which happened to have been just a bit too

attractive to foxhounds resulting in

@relentless-red said
attractive to foxhounds resulting in

the local huntmaster shooting

@badradger said
the local huntmaster shooting

at him and narrowly missing his nether - regions, and instead hitting a passing

@indonesia-phil said
at him and narrowly missing his nether - regions, and instead hitting a passing

parks inspector who was drawing up plans for the placement of benches around a curiously circular clearing in the grove that the locals called

@kevin-eleven said
parks inspector who was drawing up plans for the placement of benches around a curiously circular clearing in the grove that the locals called

'the curiously and currently benchless circular clearing in the grove', which after the addition of benches would be renamed 'the curiously and once benchless circular clearing in the grove', a meeting place for lovers, drug - dealers, traffic wardens and occasionally

@indonesia-phil said
'the curiously and currently benchless circular clearing in the grove', which after the addition of benches would be renamed 'the curiously and once benchless circular clearing in the grove', a meeting place for lovers, drug - dealers, traffic wardens and occasionally

drunken pikeys

@badradger said
drunken pikeys

who, once inside find, that like a circular, doorless room, it is inescapable unless they find

@great-big-stees said
who, once inside find, that like a circular, doorless room, it is inescapable unless they find

the secret hatch, which leads down a flight of stairs to a room which has for centuries been used as a meeting place for traffic wardens, who

@indonesia-phil said
the secret hatch, which leads down a flight of stairs to a room which has for centuries been used as a meeting place for traffic wardens, who

unbeknown to their arch enemies the ice cream vendors, would exchange notes on

@relentless-red said
unbeknown to their arch enemies the ice cream vendors, would exchange notes on

the best rivers to fish for

@badradger said
the best rivers to fish for

fish or a facsimile of one, but due to unforeseen circumstances nobody was able to

@great-big-stees said
fish or a facsimile of one, but due to unforeseen circumstances nobody was able to

get through the secret hatch. After struggling with it for a while one or two began to suggest that perhaps the ice cream vendors

@relentless-red said
get through the secret hatch. After struggling with it for a while one or two began to suggest that perhaps the ice cream vendors

weren’t actually ice cream vendors at all but were in fact really just purveyors of