A friendly, witty thread...

… is that possible?

@torunn said
… is that possible?

All posters here are awesome,
a great many I'd invite for tea,
Of course, the dress code would be formal,
but the crumpets would be free.

Some writers prefer coffee,
others enjoy Kool-Aid.
But we all take the piss together,
spouting noxious tinctures, on parade.

Let’s keep it light
let’s keep it subtle,
I only bite
if my feathers you ruffle

@torunn said
… is that possible?

If founded by a friendly and witty person like you: yes.

@ponderable said
If founded by a friendly and witty person like you: yes.

So nice - wit lifts your spirit, takes posts 'to another level'. Not necessarily mine, but yours. 🙂

I need help with this limerick.

A trendy soprano from ...

@torunn said
I need help with this limerick.

A trendy soprano from ...

Tyne,

@torunn said
I need help with this limerick.

A trendy soprano from ...

A trendy soprano from...Incirlik,
avoided gyros from her bailiwick.
Though one day she gulped a shawarma,
and transformed pro-forma...
into a singer that sings, in Arabic.

@torunn said
I need help with this limerick.

A trendy soprano from ...

..... Linköping
enjoyed some occasional fishing,
her opera lovers
would greet her with flowers
and huge jars of fresh salted herring 💦

Great limericks! 🙂

@moonbus said
Tyne,

A trendy soprano from Tyne
said: Mario, will you be mine?
…

@torunn said
I need help with this limerick.

A trendy soprano from ...

A trendy soprano from Fife,
was looking to find him a wife,
he sang in the park
until it got dark,
but alas was single for life.

(Gave it a tragic ending).

@torunn said
A trendy soprano from Tyne
said: Mario, will you be mine?
…

A trendy soprano from Tyne
said: "Mario, will you be mine?"
Mario neighed "of course,
doesn't it trouble you that I'm a horse?"
but "no," she answered, "that's fine."