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A friendly, witty thread...

A friendly, witty thread...

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@petewxyz said
A thread that was so fine only a king could see it...
As a Misfit sir, you have a VIP pass to all the quality threads.


My discrimination lawsuit against the Misfits will put an end to you and princess suzianne! 😠


@old-indian said
My discrimination lawsuit against the Misfits will put an end to you and princess suzianne! 😠
Welcome to our friendly and witty thread sir.

Crumpet?


@ghost-of-a-duke said
As a Misfit sir, you have a VIP pass to all the quality threads.
there once was a ghost of a duke whoes pikelets tasted like puke
his crumpets were better
smothered in butter
and he did make a nice bowl of soup


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Welcome to our friendly and witty thread sir.

Crumpet?
If crumpet is beer then gimme two...

Friendly thread? oh I see...

More discrimination. 😠

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@badradger said
there once was a ghost of a duke whoes pikelets tasted like puke
his crumpets were better
smothered in butter
and he did make a nice bowl of soup
Bravo sir!


@old-indian said
If crumpet is beer then gimme two...

Friendly thread? oh I see...

More discrimination. 😠
It is true sir that unfriendly people will be escorted from the premises and have unspeakable things done to them with a wagon wheel and a paper clip.

😲

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
It is true sir that unfriendly people will be escorted from the premises and have unspeakable things done to them with a wagon wheel and a paper clip.

😲
Too late! I already left and you are left with the bill for my two beers!

I know when I am not wanted.


@torunn said
I need help with this limerick.

A trendy soprano from ...
A trendy soprano from Milano
dressed so bold
she caught a cold
and now her voice is all gone o


@old-indian said
Too late! I already left and you are left with the bill for my two beers!

I know when I am not wanted.
We wish you well on your travels sir.

Google 'Baby Shark' to entertain you as you walk.

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@old-indian said
If crumpet is beer then gimme two...

Friendly thread? oh I see...

More discrimination. 😠
Where is the discrimination?

-VR

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@old-indian said
My discrimination lawsuit against the Misfits will put an end to you and princess suzianne! 😠
You sir will be laughed at and children will sing songs about your sillyness.

She is actually one of the more respected Clan leaders on the site.

-VR


@Very-Rusty
There was a trendy soprano named Litty
with one gigantic new titty
it leaned to one side
from her friends she did hide
but she thought it made her quite witty

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@sonhouse said
@Very-Rusty
There was a trendy soprano named Litty
with one gigantic new titty
it leaned to one side
from her friends she did hide
but she thought it made her quite witty
Was that a shot at me, sometimes it is hard to tell with you! 😛 😉

-VR


@Very-Rusty
Why, do you have one enourmous tit? 😉