Advice You Would Give to Teenagers

Originally posted by thomasglass
avoid anal sex.

dirty. e coli.

"gay marriage" is this.

so you go to a "gay marriage". you love the flowers and the embrace. you feel so liberal. so inviting.

four hours later he and he are engaged in anal sex and drinking champagne and laughing.

is this what marriage is ?

i think not.

it is also not for children,.

( cancel me ...[text shortened]... he abnormal.

let us remember what is abnormal.

for the sake of children.

tjhomas glass.

36. Learn to follow directions from your parents, teachers, coaches and bosses at work.
One day you too may be in positions of authority.

37.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
36. Learn to follow directions from your parents, teachers, coaches and bosses at work.
One day you too may be in positions of authority.

37.

38. Acquire good manners and poise early in your life.

39.

don't eat burnt toast it gives u curly hair

40. Be yourself rather than some fictitious or alter ego persona.

41.

enjoy using your imagination escape into different personas as often as you can don't allow anyone to define you.

put down your x box get out and do something real.

44. If you want to be taken seriously, don't think and act like a little boy or girl.

45.

- Errrr, my boy [cough, cough, errr, [cough, cough], keep in mind that almost all old [cough, cough], errr, old farts, they envy you, for God's sake, don't [cough, cough], don't take any advice from old fartssss......aaaaah!

The boy's face became pale as a ghost.
- Grandaddy! Grandaddy! Someone call 911, please!!

- Listen, sugar, you/'re now a nice looking girl [cough, cough], so you should know something, errr [cough, cough], come closer, I don't wanna anyone to hear this..

The girl leaned toward old granny.

- Errr [cough, cough]... you know, the boys, they look at you on different way, now, you've probably noticed, and old farts too, good damned them old goats, so [cough, cough], listen, errr, if you give your treasure you'lle be wh.ore, and if you dn't give your treasure, you'll be called wh.ore, errr, [cough, cough], so the point is, choos carefully to whom you give...aaaaaah.

The girl's became pale as a ghost.
- Granny! Granny!!!! Oh holy sh.it! Someone call 911!!!

45. Consider learning how to play chess at an early age; doing so will benefit your analytical skills and spatial awareness.

46.

never ever grow up, always keep that child inside, Laugh, have fun its a short life.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
36. Learn to follow directions from your parents, teachers, coaches and bosses at work.
One day you too may be in positions of authority.

37.