Advice You Would Give to Teenagers

50. Develop a love of books.

51. Begin by reading biographies and autobiographies of men and women who overcame challenges and achieved significant success.

52. Be sure to keep a list of these authors you admire to recommend to your friends.

53. Cover your mouth when you're about to cough in public.

54. Never talk with your mouth full of food.

55. Chew food with your pie hole closed.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
50. Develop a love of books.

51. Begin by reading biographies and autobiographies of men and women who overcame challenges and achieved significant success.

52. Be sure to keep a list of these authors you admire to recommend to your friends.

53. Cover your mouth when you're about to cough in public.

54. Never talk with your mouth full of food.

55. Chew food with your pie hole closed.

56.

Originally posted by redbadger
get laid as often as possible, try everything at least once, don't worry about what others think of you its what u think of u that counts.

Originally posted by lolof
I thought you were going to say "... it's what you think of them that counts."

Originally posted by redbadger
I was going to say that next😵

58. Take one or two foreign language courses in high school (doing so will enhance your appreciation for other cultures).

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59. Nutritionists advise that a full ashtray mixed with Budweiser is actually a surprisingly healthy meal. If you're unconvinced, just have another Jaegerbomb, and don't be such a bloody snivelling little coward.

60. The purpose of studying history is to place yourself in the minds of people from more primitive ages, so you can become as violent and superstitious as they were.

61. You should use the music you enjoy to bludgeon and dull the intellects of your elders and betters, and keep them from sleep and calm meditation. This will improve the standard of public services and general standards in society, among other things.

62. You are male? Congratulations, some time during puberty people who once treated you with smiling kindness and indulgent humour will assume you are now probably a paedophile or rapist, and you will have no idea why their behaviour towards you has changed.

63. Nicholas Cage is most definitely an actor whom you should idolize.

64. Although unfashionable now, Rudyard Kipling's If is still and probably always will be a poem worth learning off by heart.

65. Maintain a small footprint on social media because it will eventually
follow you to the human resources office when you apply for a job.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
65. Maintain a small footprint on social media because it will eventually
follow you to the human resources office when you apply for a job.

66.

The speaker sows, the listener reaps.