Albert Einstein and me

I met Albert in Germany in 1905, he had just published "The special theory of relativity".
Albert learned a lot from me, he used my notes on the basic laws governing the universe, to help him with his "unified field theory" that he made public in 1953.
However Albert argued with me about my theory of time travel, we fell out and consiquently he died in 1955.
I continued my work, on the rate of time at which somthing moves, travels, proceeds, or operates and in 1966 I invented the first time machine which I named "TM one".

I have had sex with Cleopatra, a pint in a pub with Napoleon, and a chat with Jesus about miracles.

Please will you tell me how you would use the time machine: The person with the best idea wins a holiday of a life time on the Titanic in 1912.

🙂

Originally posted by kellsy
I met Albert in Germany in 1905, he had just published "The special theory of relativity".
Albert learned a lot from me, he used my notes on the basic laws governing the universe, to help him with his "unified field theory" that he made public in 1953.
However Albert argued with me about my theory of time travel, we fell out and consiquently he died in ...[text shortened]... chine: The person with the best idea wins a holiday of a life time on the Titanic in 1912.

🙂

I would go back to the day you invented it and arrange a little accident for you... 😉

I would steal an apache helicopter or a tank of some kind and go back and single handedly conquer the world in year 1300. Then go further back for the Cleopatra thing.

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I would steal an apache helicopter or a tank of some kind and go back and single handedly conquer the world in year 1300. Then go further back for the Cleopatra thing.

Originally posted by kellsy
I met Albert in Germany in 1905, he had just published "The special theory of relativity".
Albert learned a lot from me, he used my notes on the basic laws governing the universe, to help him with his "unified field theory" that he made public in 1953.
However Albert argued with me about my theory of time travel, we fell out and consiquently he died in ...[text shortened]... chine: The person with the best idea wins a holiday of a life time on the Titanic in 1912.

🙂

Originally posted by Peachy

I would keep going back and re-play the moves of chess.. No one will be able to beat me, and if they do, I'll go back and change history..

I would also fix every bad luck I had in this world and erase all regrets.

I would go back and tell myself to ignore this post.😛

Send me back to the morning of July 21, 2004, and let me do it right this time.

Originally posted by Coconut
Send me back to the morning of July 21, 2004, and let me do it right this time.

The first thing that springs to mind is to go back to Cleopatra, 10 minutes before you and leave a note for you, which you would only receive after intercourse reading: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

The second thing that comes to mind is to go back to 1984 and tell myself: "Don't worry Mark, it doesn't really matter."

Originally posted by Checkmate187
Sounds interesting.... care to elaborate?

Originally posted by sonhouse
Don't forget to take about a thousand tons of ammunitian and
LOTS of fuel, since there won't be a whole lot more than pig fat
available in 1300.

Originally posted by shavixmir
The first thing that springs to mind is to go back to Cleopatra, 10 minutes before you and leave a note for you, which you would only receive after intercourse reading: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

The second thing that comes to mind is to go back to 1984 and tell myself: "Don't worry Mark, it doesn't really matter."

I'm sure many would like to go to Sept 10, 2001 and somehow stop it all.

Many would like to warn Pearl Harbor.

Some of us would prefer to go to the Garden and stop eve from eating that fruit.

There's just so many possibilites.