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Originally posted by uzless
kwik instead of quick...
What about this? http://static.flickr.com/23/27764833_ec12fef4e8_m.jpg 😀 (That's in fact correct spelling.)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't know when this will stop, but when it does, will User 234133 change his user name?
OMGLOL!!!! 😀

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George Bernard Shaw said that the way to spell "fish" was g-h-o-t-i, ghoti, i.e., "gh" as in enough, "o" as in women (plural) and "ti" as in caution.

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
I agree...my favorite will always be

"U R sofa king we tod did"

First time i saw it I tried to analyze it. Who in the hell is the sofa king? Does he work near Mattress World? And what does tod have to do with it?

Then it hit me...and i felt like a we tod...hehehe

Dave
When I finally figured this out after the first time I saw it..I felt sofa king we tod did.

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BABY'S NAMED A BAD, BAD THING

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/1.html

Priceless. The author's comments are even better than the names themselves.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
BABY'S NAMED A BAD, BAD THING

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/1.html

Priceless. The author's comments are even better than the names themselves.
I love that site.

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Originally posted by Mimor
I love that site.
Great minds 😀

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Actually Mercedes was the name of the daughter of the guy who invented that car. So in order to honour his daughter he named the car after her. So everything is just coming full circle with this one.

edit: rbmorris had already said that this was a real name.
Wiki has a slightly different version:

In 1899, DMG automobiles built at Untertürkheim (a city district of Stuttgart) were raced successfully by Emil Jellinek (1853-1918), an automobile enthusiast and dealer. He had the name of his daughter, Mercedes, painted on the automobiles for good luck. Wanting faster race cars, it was Jellinek who spurred the development of the seminal 1902 DMG model that would be the first of the DMG Mercedes series, bearing the name of his daughter.

When the Daimler company DMG merged with the Benz operation they didn't have the right to use the Daimler name as a trademark, so took the Mercedes name from the DMG model series instead to make Mercedes-Benz.

Slightly different detail, same outcome.

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Originally posted by MissOleum
Wiki has a slightly different version:

[i]In 1899, DMG automobiles built at Untertürkheim (a city district of Stuttgart) were raced successfully by Emil Jellinek (1853-1918), an automobile enthusiast and dealer. He had the name of his daughter, Mercedes, painted on the automobiles for good luck. Wanting faster race cars, it was Jellinek who spurred the ...[text shortened]... the DMG model series instead to make Mercedes-Benz.

Slightly different detail, same outcome.
Kinda like how Datsun got it's name...which is now Nissan.

But they started the factory and after 6 months they had produced 35 cars.

The owner came to see them and after seeing how good they cam out he looked at the plant manager and said...

"We want 6,000 more by next week" and the plant manager in a state of shocked yelled...

"Dat Suuun????"

hehehe

Dave

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Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
George Bernard Shaw said that the way to spell "fish" was g-h-o-t-i, ghoti, i.e., "gh" as in enough, "o" as in women (plural) and "ti" as in caution.
he meant well though, and it would've been an improvement in the horrible phonemic ortography english has. maybe we would've even seen americans writing 'weird' or 'grammar' correctly after the reform.

although I doubt it.

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Originally posted by MissOleum
Wiki has a slightly different version:

[i]In 1899, DMG automobiles built at Untertürkheim (a city district of Stuttgart) were raced successfully by Emil Jellinek (1853-1918), an automobile enthusiast and dealer. He had the name of his daughter, Mercedes, painted on the automobiles for good luck. Wanting faster race cars, it was Jellinek who spurred the ...[text shortened]... the DMG model series instead to make Mercedes-Benz.

Slightly different detail, same outcome.
I first heard this at my 9th year from my history teacher and I couldn't remember all details. 😳

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Originally posted by nmdavidb
Even worse some people are naming their kids "espn"

Pronounced S pin.

I thnk it was frank Zappa who start that crap by naming his Moon Unit.

Say no to drugs

Dave
"Espen" is a Norwegian name, isn't it?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
"Espen" is a Norwegian name, isn't it?
Yes.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
"Espen" is a Norwegian name, isn't it?
That is a real name...but people are naming their kids after ESPN...the sports network.

I find that quite nutty.

I think we should be like those parents on Chalie Brown and just name a kid "5"

Or maybe name the kid your phone number...now that would really screw the yellow pages up!

Dave

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't know when this will stop, but when it does, will User 234133 change his user name?
Abbreviations don't count I said, ya nob licker...as in Use Less

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