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Somewhere in one of the infinite parallel universes, your mother is making a horse happy with her mouth.

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And your dad's enjoying it.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
And your dad's enjoying it.
That must be the universe where my dad doesn't prefer the company of men.

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Originally posted by slappy115
That must be the universe where my dad doesn't prefer the company of men.
It's a universe in which he has no preference either way. Very flexible guy, your dad.

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Originally posted by reader1107
It's a universe in which he has no preference either way. Very flexible guy, your dad.
Wow, it seems like a great universe. Maybe he even has a job.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
And your dad's enjoying it.
This just dawned on me, why is my dad watching your mother making a horse happy with her mouth?

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Originally posted by slappy115
Wow, it seems like a great universe. Maybe he even has a job.
Well, yeah, but he's a belly dancer.

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Originally posted by slappy115
Somewhere in one of the infinite parallel universes, your mother is making a horse happy with her mouth.
..why don't you try reading a book ( even a comic book ) or play some
chess or go wash out the bathroom...whichever one will be an improvement to both your intellect, future and personality...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..why don't you try reading a book ( even a comic booc ) or play some
chess or go wash out the bathroom...whichever one will be an improvement to both your intellect, future and personality...
Hey, no one told you to read my thread and no one told you post here as well. Now you are going to come on and tell ME what to do because you don't like my joke thread.

How about you kiss the fattest part of my ass? Or better yet, you and your mother can both go make a horse happy with your mouths.

D*ckhead.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Well, yeah, but he's a belly dancer.
Hopefully he lost some weight too.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..why don't you try reading a book ( even a comic book ) or play some
chess or go wash out the bathroom...whichever one will be an improvement to both your intellect, future and personality...
By the way, how about you read a chess book because my rating is higher than yours.

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Originally posted by slappy115
By the way, how about you read a chess book because my rating is higher than yours.
..i am even more impressed by you than before...i have a vacancy
on my ignore list..would you like to be on it....you are a real DOPE...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i am even more impressed by you than before...i have a vacancy
on my ignore list..would you like to be on it....you are a real DOPE...
Ignore me all you want because you are a nobody to me. I don't think you understand that. We will probably never meet in real life. Furthermore, you are just some immature punk who wanted to say something smart and get a response so fine you got one.

But in the end, what it comes down to is that you are a nobody. A faceless entity at the end of a computer.

I hope you realize that calling me a dope really hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry myself asleep...

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Originally posted by reader1107
It's a universe in which he has no preference either way. Very flexible guy, your dad.
0.4 Non-Subscriber-Who-Has-Had-Subscriber-Status-Thrust-Upon-Him Recommendations

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Originally posted by Bowmann
[b]0.4 Non-Subscriber-Who-Has-Had-Subscriber-Status-Thrust-Upon-Him Recommendations[/b]
What's that mean?