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Originally posted by slappy115
What's that mean?
Shut up, fool.

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Originally posted by slappy115
Hopefully he lost some weight too.
Not exactly, but he gets a lot of tips for making it flop back and forth by twisting quickly. He uses the tips to send you birthday and holiday cards. Treasure them. In fact, he's never forgotten either.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Shut up, fool.
Hey, B low me.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Not exactly, but he gets a lot of tips for making it flop back and forth by twisting quickly. He uses the tips to send you birthday and holiday cards. Treasure them. In fact, he's never forgotten either.
Wow, this universe seems better than the one I live in now.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Shut up, fool.
You don't have to be a prick about it, I asked a question that's all.

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Originally posted by slappy115
What's that mean?
It means he didn't subscribe himself and isn't going to press the rec button, and my post isn't worthy of a whole rec anyway.

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Originally posted by reader1107
It means he didn't subscribe himself and isn't going to press the rec button, and my post isn't worthy of a whole rec anyway.
Well, people who post for rec's must have boring lives. I either post seriously in the debate forum or in the general forum for fun. He seems like a prick anyways so who cares what he thinks.

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Originally posted by slappy115
Well, people who post for rec's must have boring lives. I either post seriously in the debate forum or in the general forum for fun. He seems like a prick anyways so who cares what he thinks.
Most people don't post for recs, including me. But it's nice when someone has a way to say they liked or sort of liked what you said. Other web sites that I'm on don't let you do that.

And no, he's not. And I do.


Now, about your father's belly dancing job...did I mention the mud wrestling part?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Most people don't post for recs, including me. But it's nice when someone has a way to say they liked or sort of liked what you said. Other web sites that I'm on don't let you do that.

And no, he's not. And I do.


Now, about your father's belly dancing job...did I mention the mud wrestling part?
Yeah you got a point. But you shouldn't care what anyone thinks of you. My grandfather made me tell him that I didn't care what he thought of me one night. Seen then, stopped caring :'( .

Mud wrestling ah? Is that before or after the horse show?

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Originally posted by slappy115
Yeah you got a point. But you shouldn't care what anyone thinks of you. My grandfather made me tell him that I didn't care what he thought of me one night. Seen then, stopped caring :'( .

Mud wrestling ah? Is that before or after the horse show?
Well, the horse is really his secretary. He's just trying to keep it secret that he can't keep his schedule straight. But I bribed the horse, so here it is:

MWF = belly dancing TTh = mud wrestling Weekend = circus performer. BUT on top of that:

M, Th, S = men W F Sun= women Tuesday is drag queens.

I'm very particular about whose opinions matter to me. For some it only matters in some areas. It's not a huge list, believe me. And I'd trade grandfathers with you but I wouldn't wish my mother's father on anyone. My father's father didn't speak English, so I couldn't tell you what he was like.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Well, the horse is really his secretary. He's just trying to keep it secret that he can't keep his schedule straight. But I bribed the horse, so here it is:

MWF = belly dancing TTh = mud wrestling Weekend = circus performer. BUT on top of that:

M, Th, S = men W F Sun= women Tuesday is drag queens.

I'm very particular about whose opinions ...[text shortened]... ne. My father's father didn't speak English, so I couldn't tell you what he was like.
Man, I wouldn't want to see my dad in drag that's sick. This IS a strange universe indeed.

My grandfather is a great guy until his 9th or 10th beer and then all hell breaks loose if you say the wrong thing or get him started on the wrong topic.

But I'm going home. Later.

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Originally posted by slappy115
Man, I wouldn't want to see my dad in drag that's sick. This IS a strange universe indeed.

My grandfather is a great guy until his 9th or 10th beer and then all hell breaks loose if you say the wrong thing or get him started on the wrong topic.

But I'm going home. Later.
Later.

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Originally posted by reader1107
My father's father didn't speak English, so I couldn't tell you what he was like.
What did he speak?

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Originally posted by slappy115
Somewhere in one of the infinite parallel universes, your mother is making a horse happy with her mouth.
Another sick kid on our site. 😠

Where are these kid's parents?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
What did he speak?
Sicilian