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Dear Mr/Mrs Spider
While i appreciate your late night wanderings i have one small bone to pick, in the last two days i've come across an insect flying around inside my home, once flying past the TV distracting me from the intriguing documentary the BBC is showing about the north and south poles. This is not acceptable, i see you, i can see something flying around but i can not see a web that you're supposed to make to catch this creature flying around annoying me. Why Mr/Mrs spider? That was the deal, you live here make your webs and catch the flying things, is it really that difficult? If this is a kind of strike action against the living condition i would like your terms written and submitted by the morning, if not can you please take a break from your late night wanderings and go and create one of your silky webs and catch these flying pests? Thank you for your time and i'm sure with your cooperation we can once again continue to live in peace and harmony.
Your friend
Trev
Originally posted by Trev33Spiders are a good thing
Dear Mr/Mrs Spider
While i appreciate your late night wanderings i have one small bone to pick, in the last two days i've come across an insect flying around inside my home, once flying past the TV distracting me from the intriguing documentary the BBC is showing about the north and south poles. This is not acceptable, i see you, i can see something flying ...[text shortened]... our cooperation we can once again continue to live in peace and harmony.
Your friend
Trev
Originally posted by Trev33I have a major insect phobia. Spiders and roaches are at the top of the list but I'm unusually terrified by all insects.
You need more spiders.
Imagine my horror on a recent night when the wife was out of town... I was watching TV about to drift off, when out of the corner of my eye I notice some movement. (I am highly conscious of insect movement and keep on watch every second... immediately turning my head if even a spec of dust flies by in my peripheral vision)
What I spotted on the wall was perhaps the scariest thing I've ever seen. It was not only the largest roach I have ever seen in my life (and by far) but when I approached to kill it, it spread its wings and flew across the room. It was a giant, flying cockroach. And I can't say it enough. GIANT-SIZED.
I eventually soaked it in enough poison to kill a herd of cows, and it died. I scooped it up and threw it outside.
It took me about 2 hours to get my heart rate back down to normal and never really got over it for a number of days.
Originally posted by sumydidGIANT-SIZED, i am sure the insect was thinking the same thing.
I have a major insect phobia. Spiders and roaches are at the top of the list but I'm unusually terrified by all insects.
Imagine my horror on a recent night when the wife was out of town... I was watching TV about to drift off, when out of the corner of my eye I notice some movement. (I am highly conscious of insect movement and keep on watch every seco ...[text shortened]... s to get my heart rate back down to normal and never really got over it for a number of days.
Originally posted by sumydiddon't they say if you've seen a cockroach or flea it means you have them bad?- propper infestation? Check behind your fridge, when your wifes in though.
I have a major insect phobia. Spiders and roaches are at the top of the list but I'm unusually terrified by all insects.
Imagine my horror on a recent night when the wife was out of town... I was watching TV about to drift off, when out of the corner of my eye I notice some movement. (I am highly conscious of insect movement and keep on watch every seco ...[text shortened]... s to get my heart rate back down to normal and never really got over it for a number of days.
Originally posted by Trev33I am reading the Secret of the silver spider by Alfred Hitchcock, in it, spiders are
Dear Mr/Mrs Spider
While i appreciate your late night wanderings i have one small bone to pick, in the last two days i've come across an insect flying around inside my home, once flying past the TV distracting me from the intriguing documentary the BBC is showing about the north and south poles. This is not acceptable, i see you, i can see something flying ...[text shortened]... our cooperation we can once again continue to live in peace and harmony.
Your friend
Trev
sacred because they helped save the prince of Varnia, you should read this to your
spider, an ounce of commendation is worth a ton of condemnation!
Originally posted by Trev33my spiders eat wasps - the spiders can stay 😀
Dear Mr/Mrs Spider
While i appreciate your late night wanderings i have one small bone to pick, in the last two days i've come across an insect flying around inside my home, once flying past the TV distracting me from the intriguing documentary the BBC is showing about the north and south poles. This is not acceptable, i see you, i can see something flying ...[text shortened]... our cooperation we can once again continue to live in peace and harmony.
Your friend
Trev
Originally posted by Trev33Why not just PM the spider instead of airing this in public?
Dear Mr/Mrs Spider
While i appreciate your late night wanderings i have one small bone to pick, in the last two days i've come across an insect flying around inside my home, once flying past the TV distracting me from the intriguing documentary the BBC is showing about the north and south poles. This is not acceptable, i see you, i can see something flying ...[text shortened]... our cooperation we can once again continue to live in peace and harmony.
Your friend
Trev
