Annoying sayings/phrases

this moment in time...
even worse:
this point in time

'I could have died' when referring to a mild embarrassment like

." going forward " . "this won't hurt a bit" "I'll pay you back later".

My mother-in-law has two that she says on an almost daily basis:

1 Even Dick Turpin wore a mask (any price rise)

2 I had three fits and a benefit (any mild surprise)

"mother-in-law"

Originally posted by OdBod
"mother-in-law"

"if"
When you tell someone of a death and they say, "You're kidding".

Originally posted by kevcvs57
'I could have died' when referring to a mild embarrassment like

There's that word again.........like.

Do you know what I mean like?

It really shouldn't happen like.

Why do you keep saying like?..........like?

Why don't you like me? like?........Isn't that a song?

like us on facebook

Originally posted by Kewpie
like us on facebook

lower case logos, like fb.

Poke me poke me

she likes this.

Yeah the phrases on facebook are weird.

Wut?! (<with an interrobang, ugh)

Do unto others before they do unto you.

OR

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Do unto others before they do unto you.

OR

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Just do them.