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Originally posted by kirksey957
As some of you know I occasionally get into a rant about horrible baby names as there seems to be an epedimic of parents who need attention these days. Here's my latest addition of a child who will end up needing a psychaitrist one day. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.

What the hell could they have been thinking?
She was hungry after the exhausting birth and asked for a sunday roast. She was misheard sadly 🙁

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Originally posted by uzless
who's on first?
exactly!

OR

"My name is Sunday Rose. This is my sister Tuesday Daisy. This is my brother Friday Poison Ivy. He was breech."

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Well at least they're not as bad as the abominations Frank Zappa layed on his kids, Moon Unit and Dweezil. I lost all respect for him after that, he must have been a supreme douchebag.

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I doubt Adolf, Judas, or Jezebel get used much.

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My mother worked for Social Security for many years and she heard some doozies. Her favorites were "Placenta", and "Female" (pronounced similar to "tamale"😉, the latter arrived at when the babies sex was inadvertantly entered on the birth certificate where the name was supposed to be.

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I named my daughter Rainbow Aphrodite. She loves her name.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
What about Lavajet? This is the brother of my niece and the parents where not able to write Lafayette....which would only be a small imrpovement anyway
No ...

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Originally posted by dizzyfingers
I doubt Adolf, Judas, or Jezebel get used much.
Benedict and Lucifer are two names that few if any Americans will ever use to name their kids. Maybe Lucifer could be used to name a few dogs.

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Originally posted by Bonfa
i know someone named (this is pronunciation btw) zokapilee and someone named quetzoquidal

i dont know what the mum was smokin when she came up with that 😛
The second is probably Quetzlcoatl, and that's badass.

Is the first maybe "Kokopelli"? That would also be badass.

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Originally posted by gambit3
Benedict and Lucifer are two names that few if any Americans will ever use to name their kids. Maybe Lucifer could be used to name a few dogs.
What's wrong with Benedict? That (or variations of it; especially "Benedikte" for girls) is a quite common name here.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's wrong with Benedict? That (or variations of it; especially "Benedikte" for girls) is a quite common name here.
Yuck. Sounds terrible to me. I imagine for a non-Latin-language speaker you could more easily abstract from its etymology... Unless you like it, of course.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Yuck. Sounds terrible to me. I imagine for a non-Latin-language speaker you could more easily abstract from its etymology... Unless you like it, of course.
Well, being non-religious, I dislike all religious names and wouldn't give them to my child if I had one. But it's not like there are no Christians in the US.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's wrong with Benedict? That (or variations of it; especially "Benedikte" for girls) is a quite common name here.
You do not know about Benedict of U.S. history? What Benedict Arnold tried to do ruined that name in America.

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Robin Cheatham. No kidding.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Robin Cheatham. No kidding.
Should be a politician. 😵