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Any Higgs Boson jokes?

Any Higgs Boson jokes?

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Originally posted by tim88
'Ok, i'll play how many?
I have no idea Tim.

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Originally posted by tim88
A Higgs boson walks into a catholic church and the priest says "thank god you made it, we cant have mass without you."


ILOVE THIS ONE

Charlie was a chemist. But Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.

H2SO4 is Sulfuric Acid
I learned it as this: Chemist Sam was quite a man, although he is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Seems to flow better.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
I have no idea Tim.
good one! lol 🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I learned it as this: Chemist Sam was quite a man, although he is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Seems to flow better.
Yeah that seems to work well 🙂

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Originally posted by sonhouse
So a Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church.

The Father says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"

The Higgs says, 'But without me, how can you have Mass?"
You're not going to tell them you read this in the newspaper the day before?

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Any truth to the rumor that the Beatles were ingesting Higgs Boson when they penned the tune "Come Together?"

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So if they've found the Higgs boson, why are they still running the LHC?

Well, they're now looking for the boson's mate...

*groan*

Richard

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Jerry was a racecar driver...
He drove so goddamn fast
never did win no checkered flag
but he never did come in last

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
So if they've found the Higgs boson, why are they still running the LHC?

Well, they're now looking for the boson's mate...

*groan*

Richard
So a neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender asked if he wants a beer.
"No, I'm just passing through"...

That one care of my Daughter Heather, who lives in Brazil.

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A super conductor walked into a bar,
the bartender said: we don't serve your type in here.
He then left without resistance.