Any Higgs Boson jokes?

So a Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church.

The Father says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"

The Higgs says, 'But without me, how can you have Mass?"

Originally posted by sonhouse
So a Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church.

The Father says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"

The Higgs says, 'But without me, how can you have Mass?"

Originally posted by sonhouse
So a Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church.

The Father says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"

The Higgs says, 'But without me, how can you have Mass?"

Scientist found the Higgs boson...it has been behind the couch all the time.

(should be crossposted to the Bad jokes thread, but as Phalbs is watching...)

Originally posted by sonhouse
So a Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church.

The Father says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"

The Higgs says, 'But without me, how can you have Mass?"

Originally posted by Ponderable
Scientist found the Higgs boson...it has been behind the couch all the time.

(should be crossposted to the Bad jokes thread, but as Phalbs is watching...)

Gonna get flamed for this one......

Why is the Higgs Boson like an average fashion show?

Because the Standard Model needs both.

Oh dear......

(sonhouse, that was quality)

And if not for that one, most certainly for this.

My mother and I are are always gambling on discoveries in particle physics. But, being the chainsmoker she is, we always bet cigarettes.

Anyway, the other day I said that I was certain that the Higgs Boson had been discovered.

"How certain?" she said.

"5 cigs, ma." I replied.

Originally posted by Rank outsider
And if not for that one, most certainly for this.

My mother and I are are always gambling on discoveries in particle physics. But, being the chainsmoker she is, we always bet cigarettes.

Anyway, the other day I said that I was certain that the Higgs Boson had been discovered.

"How certain?" she said.

"5 cigs, ma." I replied.

Originally posted by sonhouse
So a Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church.

The Father says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"

The Higgs says, 'But without me, how can you have Mass?"

A Higgs boson walks into a catholic church and the priest says "thank god you made it, we cant have mass without you."


ILOVE THIS ONE

Charlie was a chemist. But Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.

H2SO4 is Sulfuric Acid

Originally posted by tim88
A Higgs boson walks into a catholic church and the priest says "thank god you made it, we cant have mass without you."


ILOVE THIS ONE

Charlie was a chemist. But Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.

H2SO4 is Sulfuric Acid

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Jerry was a racecar driver...

How many Higgs Bosons does it take to change a light bulb?

Originally posted by kevcvs57
How many Higgs Bosons does it take to change a light bulb?