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Any Steven Wright Fans (besides Raven)?



"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?" -Steven Wright (Boston)

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"I bought a box of powdered water, but didn't know what to add".

" I bought some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again".

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" You can't get there from here"

" There it was.....gone"

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'How young can you die of old age?" — Steven Wright

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i used to work inna fire hydrant factory...
you couldn't park anywhere...

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last night i stayed up late playing poker with a deck of tarot cards...
i got a full house and four people died...


You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?

I'm like that all the time.

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Originally posted by rookie54
last night i stayed up late playing poker with a deck of tarot cards...
i got a full house and four people died...
7 card Tarot Hierophant's wild.

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'In other words, content matters. Here are five of Steven Wright’s wisecracks that contain wisdom for content marketers': "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. You’ve heard all the blogging nonsense… post every day, post five times a week, post twice a week, but always on the same two days. Bah. Post when you’ve got something interesting to say. Post when you have content that furthers the aims of your business. Post when you’ve got something that will go viral and bring you tons of links and new subscribers.

"Most of all, post something of value to your intended audience. Or don’t post." -Steven Wright

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I love Steven Wright. Heard him about 20 years ago, is he still going?

My favourite was this thing about his grandpa and a submarine, but you have to see it for it to be funny ... so i will add this quote which has also stayed with me:

I bought a decafeinated coffee table



You can't tell to look at it

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"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"



Steven Wright (1955 - )

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
'In other words, content matters. Here are five of Steven Wright’s wisecracks that contain wisdom for content marketers': "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. You’ve heard all the blogging nonsense… post every day, post five times a week, post twice a week, but always on the same two days. Bah. Post when you’ve got somethin ...[text shortened]... t of all, post something of value to your intended audience. Or don’t post." -Steven Wright
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

"If you’re staring out the window waiting for a great new idea, I’m afraid you might be in for a content dry spell. Great ideas come from discovering new perspectives in your field of expertise, and making new connections with concepts and ideas outside your subject area.

"Dig deeper than everyone else for a fresh angle. Broaden your perspective by immersing yourself in the ideas of people you don’t agree with. Read more fiction, subscribe to unrelated RSS feeds, go watch a comedy show.

"How else are you going to notice the cowbell?" -Steven Wright

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I saw him live once many years ago.

I've always like the gag where he says he bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier and turned them both on so he could watch them fight it out.

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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.”

"My guess is you’re noticing interesting connections and potential hooks several times a day, but you’re just not getting them down on paper for later use. “Sitting down to write” is the last part of the process… the ideas have to come first.

"Whenever anyone wakes up in the morning till when you go to sleep, like a thousand pieces of information go past you. Like, you’re going to get coffee, you read something on a bulletin board, you have a conversation with someone who says a word, or you hear some concept and just some of those things just jump out to me as jokes. I can’t sit down at a desk and write jokes. They come from me reacting to my surroundings.

"Unless your memory is exceptional, don’t let your best content ideas slip away during the course of the day. Preserve them in a way that works for you." -Steven Wright

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"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."


"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."


"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded."




-Steven Wright