Originally posted by rookie54"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." -Steven Wright
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
tis tha touch of insanity,
that delivers tha punch...
that zany absurdity,
leaves yer shorts inna bunch...
rookie
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyHe's possibly the most brilliant mind in comedy, if you ask me:
Any Steven Wright Fans (besides Raven)?
"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?" -Steven Wright (Boston)
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"I've painted, over the years I've done many paintings"
"Have you really?"
"Yes"
"What have you painted?"
"I used to paint very realistically, but then I thought: why should I do that? The thing is already
there. So now I paint extremely abstract. No brush. No canvas."
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"Anyone can do a painting of a sculpture. You try doing a sculpture of a painting."
Originally posted by JigtieRecommended.
He's possibly the most brilliant mind in comedy, if you ask me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGGwy4cLeo&feature=related
"I've painted, over the years I've done many paintings"
"Have you really?"
"Yes"
"What have you painted?"
"I used to paint very realistically, but then I thought: why should I do that? The thing is already
there. S ...[text shortened]... painting of a sculpture. You try doing a sculpture of a painting."
