Any Suggestions?
There's a stray little headache of a homeless black dog loitering about our neighborhood,
which seems to insist on following grampy around whenever he goes out no matter where
he happens to go. I've suggested not being quite so generous with the 'Lil Doggie Treats'.
Any practical suggestions you may have would be much appreciated and most welcome.
Thank you,
Ms. Mildred Ratched
Nursing Supervisor
Seniorsville, USA
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyTake him home and call him precious. And he can be yours, and he can be your precious.
[b]Any Suggestions?
There's a stray little headache of a homeless black dog loitering about our neighborhood,
which seems to insist on following grampy around whenever he goes out no matter where
he happens to go. I've suggested not being quite so generous with the 'Lil Doggie Treats'.
Any practical suggestions you may have would b ...[text shortened]... ed
Nursing Supervisor
Seniorsville, USA
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i had a similar problem a few weeks back. a little black dog followed me home, i put him in the garden and called the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) they came and collected him and will now try to re-home him. do you not have something similar in the U.S.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI want MY cigarettes!
[b]Any Suggestions?
There's a stray little headache of a homeless black dog loitering about our neighborhood,
which seems to insist on following grampy around whenever he goes out no matter where
he happens to go. I've suggested not being quite so generous with the 'Lil Doggie Treats'.
Any practical suggestions you may have would b ...[text shortened]... ed
Nursing Supervisor
Seniorsville, USA
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyyou're sounding stressed again, Bobby. since 'black dog' is a euphemism for depression, i recommend increased dosages of lithium and prozac, a nice cup of tea, and a good long stand up in bed.
[b]Any Suggestions?
There's a stray little headache of a homeless black dog loitering about our neighborhood,
which seems to insist on following grampy around whenever he goes out no matter where
he happens to go. I've suggested not being quite so generous with the 'Lil Doggie Treats'.
Any practical suggestions you may have would b ...[text shortened]... ed
Nursing Supervisor
Seniorsville, USA
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edit: maybe you should also try to wash the odour of spam and fetid self-importance off your person.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyHmm...Juicyfruit 😕
[b]Any Suggestions?
There's a stray little headache of a homeless black dog loitering about our neighborhood,
which seems to insist on following grampy around whenever he goes out no matter where
he happens to go. I've suggested not being quite so generous with the 'Lil Doggie Treats'.
Any practical suggestions you may have would b ...[text shortened]... ed
Nursing Supervisor
Seniorsville, USA
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Originally posted by HandyAndyMy best friend is my cat.
Undoubtedly the dog senses that Grampy needs a friend.
This is sheer fate, trotting in at just the right moment.
Advise Grampy to adopt the dog.. and to welcome with open arms this new purpose in his humdrum life.
Does this make me pathetic?
(Rhetorical question)
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyYou can't teach an old dog new tricks nor grand ma how to suck eggs. Maybe you can teach a new dog how to suck Grampy's eggs?
[b]Any Suggestions?
Any practical suggestions you may have would be much appreciated and most welcome.
Thank you,
Ms. Mildred Ratched
Nursing Supervisor
Seniorsville, USA
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