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Anybody seen my hat?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A pretty lady with an IQ over 169. Quite sure my hat was here yesterday. Do you have my hat? [/hidden]
I stole it to get my pic back.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
I stole it to get my pic back.

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Good for you. 🙂


Originally posted by Suzianne
I stole it to get my pic back.

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Suzianne, you stole my last hat. That's why I've been carrying your picy in the sweatyband of the replacement hat I bought

at the Red Hot Pawn Store. Now that hat also disappeared. Would you possibly let me have one of your own hats on loan?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
My computer's adobe thingy doesn't seem to work very well since I lost

my hat. Please tell me what clues the youtube man might have for me?
The singer is describing his hat: it has three corners

Just a random association.

my hat is has three corners.,
three corners has my hat,

and had it not three Corners it wouldn:t be my hat.

is the rough tanslation


Is in on your head?

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Originally posted by Ponderable

The singer is describing his hat: it has four round corners

Just a random association.

my hat is has four corners.,
four corners has my hat,

and had it not four Corners it wouldn:t be my hat.

is the rough tanslation
Thanks. I've adjusted the song to fit my four cornered square Swedish Head.


Originally posted by Trev33
Is in on your head?
Would you have a mirror I could borrow to check?

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I think I found your hat. On the street next to some sleeping homeless guy that has a thing for ketchup I guess, was this hat. It's big and round. Big enough to shade your entire body at high noon. This hat's been around I can tell... it's a little worse for wear. But it's got pretty red, green, and white stripes on it and I also found a stash inside it that was stuffed with ammunition. I guess this sleeping guy was on the way to pick up some movies at blockbuster because he had a note (covered in ketchup as was most of his shirt) that said something about some movie project, "Fast and Furious." Also, next to the hat was a pistol, which I took, and I see it has the serial number removed.

Sorry to bore you with the details but if you want your old hat, llama ya mi amigo!


Originally posted by sumydid
I think I found your hat. On the street next to some sleeping homeless guy that has a thing for ketchup I guess, was this hat. It's big and round. Big enough to shade your entire body at high noon. This hat's been around I can tell... it's a little worse for wear. But it's got pretty red, green, and white stripes on it and I also found a stash inside it ...[text shortened]... ed.

Sorry to bore you with the details but if you want your old hat, llama ya mi amigo!
Thank you, kind Sir. You use big 25 cent words. My allowance is only $2.50 per

week. So could you please tell me where my hat might be in ten words or less.

Brrr... it's a coldy arse night in here without either a sleepy pillow or warm hat.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Thank you, kind Sir. You use big 25 cent words. My allowance is only $2.50 per

week. So could you please tell me where my hat might be in ten words or less.

Brrr... it's a coldy arse night in here without either a sleepy pillow or warm hat.


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You're not a very nice elf.

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Me thinks you are an elf
Who goes on and on about self
Just get to makin' the toys!
Quit flirting with all the boys.
Or I'll stuff you and put you on my shelf.


Originally posted by sumydid
You're not a very nice elf.
Nice elves live in my neighborhood. On Saturday nights they usually go to the olde

chess club in the glen, which I think is where I'm supposed to be too. Oh, my...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Nice elves live in my neighborhood. On Saturday nights they usually go to the olde

chess club in the glen, which I think is where I'm supposed to be too. Oh, my...
Then get your li'l elven ass to the glen, and quit posting in this thread. You don't belong here anymore. WE own it now! 😠 😠

I'd like to drop kick your elvish ass through the goal posts in Baton Rouge! My Georgia Bulldogs got spanked and humiliated in the 2nd half and ... as you can see I'm not taking it well!

So BE GONE you littel red and green bastard! 😠 😠



Oh!

And, God Bless. Merry Christmas. Put in a good word to Santa, would you? 🙂


Originally posted by sumydid
Then get your li'l elven ass to the glen, and quit posting in this thread. You don't belong here anymore. WE own it now! 😠 😠

I'd like to drop kick your elvish ass through the goal posts in Baton Rouge! My Georgia Bulldogs got spanked and humiliated in the 2nd half and ... as you can see I'm not taking it well!

So BE GONE you littel red and green ...[text shortened]...



Oh!

And, God Bless. Merry Christmas. Put in a good word to Santa, would you? 🙂
"This hat's been around I can tell... it's a little worse for wear. But it's got pretty red, green, and white stripes on it..."


What a festive hat! Color of my hat, my hat that's still lost, is faded peuce.

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I think I've found your hat Bob. 😕

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