Originally posted by Grampy BobbyIf you can keep your hat when all about you
"This hat's been around I can tell... it's a little worse for wear. But it's got pretty [b]red, green, and white stripes on it..."
What a festive hat! Color of my hat, my hat that's still lost, is faded peuce.[/b]
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, GB!
Originally posted by Pianoman1Oh, dear... the red hot pawn search for my hat isn't working. I really need to find Mister Snuffleupagus who lives half way
If you can keep your hat when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, GB!
down the hill from us in the house with no front door. He most always knows what to do. I wonder if he's looking for me.
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI am not acquainted with that excellent sounding gentleman, and I hope he can find your hat, but I think you should, as a matter of urgency, consider the possibility, however frightening, that your hat has passed on to a better place. All is change. Your head was a convenient resting place for a time. The hat needed to move on, to discover other pates, to realise its true nature. Honour the hat.
Oh, dear... the red hot pawn search for my hat isn't working. I really need to find Mister Snuffleupagus who lives half way
down the hill from us in the house with no front door. He most always knows what to do. I wonder if he's looking for me.
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Originally posted by Pianoman1Well, the part I haven't told you about yet is that my shortcomings and faults are written on my forehead. My loose fitting
I am not acquainted with that excellent sounding gentleman, and I hope he can find your hat, but I think you should, as a matter of urgency, consider the possibility, however frightening, that your hat has passed on to a better place. All is change. Your head was a convenient resting place for a time. The hat needed to move on, to discover other pates, to realise its true nature. Honour the hat.
faded peuce colored hat covered that fleshy tablet, protecting the sacred area between my temples and frontal lobes.
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Originally posted by mwmillerWell, the next one will be the first one but I'll consider scheduling an appointment this coming week if you have inside information
Still can't find that hat? I suspect your next colonoscopy will be full of surprises!
(sorry, had to do it. Nothing personal....) Go ahead and ban me for a while. I deserve it!
regarding possible hiding places of my only hat. Oh, would you be able to provide me with a referral to your own rear admiral?
gb
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI hesitate to suggest this, but you could buy another hat. All is change. Possibly not the Piano Man hat for $17.95, a fine hat I'm sure. I was thinking more Australian bush hat - rugged, posturing, assertive and yet round and protective. I bought one recently, come to think of it, where is it??
Well, the part I haven't told you about yet is that my shortcomings and faults are written on my forehead. [b]My loose fitting
faded peuce colored hat covered that fleshy tablet, protecting the sacred area between my temples and frontal lobes.
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Originally posted by Pianoman1The Piano Man Hat for $17.95 is quite dear. That would take so many $2.50 a week allowances. Do you wear a different hat
I hesitate to suggest this, but you could buy another hat. All is change. Possibly not the Piano Man hat for $17.95, a fine hat I'm sure. I was thinking more Australian bush hat - rugged, posturing, assertive and yet round and protective. I bought one recently, come to think of it, where is it??
when you post than when you push wood? If you own more than one hat you're one of the wealthiest guys I've ever known.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitFor years and years the miracle continued. My dear mother kept on serving us leftovers, one meal after another, week in and week out. Nobody, not even my father, ever figured out what the original meal was or when it was served. My first ever delectable rump roast was served by my bride shortly after our honeymoon one snowy evening with wine and candles.
Check where your head most often is... up your rump.
You into rump too? You or your family or any of your disciples or followers or music fans seen my hat?
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbySir,
For years and years the miracle continued. My dear mother kept on serving us leftovers, one meal after another, week in and week out. Nobody, not even my father, ever figured out what the original meal was or when it was served. My first ever delectable rump roast was served by my bride shortly after our honeymoon one snowy evening with wine and candles ...[text shortened]... mp too? You or your family or any of your disciples or followers or music fans seen my hat?
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May I offer you my services? I believe I can locate your hat, as I am something of an expert in these matters. The psychology of the hat is very complex. It feeds telepathically off cerebral energy of the wearer, and it is symbiotically linked to the emotional and spiritual aura of the wearer. For a small fee I believe I can form a transcendental link to the hat and locate its whereabouts. You may have heard of my sensational discovery of the wedding hat of the Duchess of Cambridge shortly after the Royal Wedding? Should you be willing to follow this up I can forward relevant references.
Yours,
Hat- Finder General to the Aristocracy.
Originally posted by Pianoman1Yes. Yes. Good Sir, what must I do. Whom do I follow... up where. Heights without my hat always give me shivers this time of year. Thank you for your help, most esteemed 'Hat- Finder General to the Aristocracy'. wait. My father just walked in to see why I'm not in bed. He's looking over my shoulder. Hold on. He would like to speak with you. His name is 'My Dad'.
Sir,
May I offer you my services? I believe I can locate your hat, as I am something of an expert in these matters. The psychology of the hat is very complex. It feeds telepathically off cerebral energy of the wearer, and it is symbiotically linked to the emotional and spiritual aura of the wearer. For a small fee I believe I can form a transcendental lin ...[text shortened]... llow this up I can forward relevant references.
Yours,
Hat- Finder General to the Aristocracy.
"Excellency, is it true in your green country or jolly isle that the importance of a man's fancy job is often inversley proportional to its title? My whimsical boy must trot off to his room now to attend to his garden of dreams. Since I'm already wearing my smoking jacket and wool lined slippers I'll stoke up my pipe and read awhile here in the comfort of our den while awaiting your reply".
~#1 Son's Dad.