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Originally posted by reader1107
Don't you just love those moments?🙄
😴 i remember one time i threw up after a night on the piss, then went to bed. It wasn't until a week later that i realised that i also threw up on the other side of the bed (the one i never look at), then turned over and went to sleep. . .nice one 😛


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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
😴 i remember one time i threw up after a night on the piss, then went to bed. It wasn't until a week later that i realised that i also threw up on the other side of the bed (the one i never look at), then turned over and went to sleep. . .nice one 😛


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Ugh. I'm glad I don't drink alcohol. 😵

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
😴 i remember one time i threw up after a night on the piss, then went to bed. It wasn't until a week later that i realised that i also threw up on the other side of the bed (the one i never look at), then turned over and went to sleep. . .nice one 😛


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That reminds me of an equally disturbing alcohol story. When I was in college, a roommate came home very drunk one night. During the night, still drunk, he got up to piss. It seems he got confused on his way down the hall - somehow thinking he made his way to the mens room, he instead walked into another room and proceeded to pee all over their floor. Imagine waking up and finding some drunk guy in your room pissing on your floor.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Imagine waking up and finding some drunk guy in your room pissing on your floor.
And how did that make you feel? Did it piss you off?

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Originally posted by stocken
And how did that make you feel? Did it piss you off?
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it might have, if it was my floor mistaken for the urinal 😴😴

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Originally posted by RookRAK
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it might have, if it was my floor mistaken for the urinal 😴😴
I once came home pissed from a saturday night on the tare,when i was still living with my folks.
My mum put out a basin with a little bit of water in it beside the bed (coz my mum is the coolest kinda mum you can get), just incase i wanted to throw up again.
Later that night i rolled out of bed, and stuck my head in the basin. . . .i woke up that morning with my head STILL IN THE BASIN.


I could've drowned 😕


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edit. . .i have too many of these stories 😞


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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I once came home pissed from a saturday night on the tare,when i was still living with my folks.
My mum put out a basin with a little bit of water in it beside the bed (coz my mum is the coolest kinda mum you can get), just incase i wanted to throw up again.
Later that night i rolled out of bed, and stuck my head in the basin. . . .i woke up that ...[text shortened]... N.


I could've drowned 😕


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edit. . .i have too many of these stories 😞


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😴😴😴 Now that would have been embarrassing 😴😴 Captain Apathy drowned in his barf bucket 😴😴

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Later that night i rolled out of bed, and stuck my head in the basin. . . .i woke up that morning with my head STILL IN THE BASIN.
Talk about sinking low.

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Originally posted by stocken
Talk about sinking low.
😴 all part of what makes me me 😴

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
😴 all part of what makes me me 😴
Are my puns wasted on you people? Should I go elsewhere? 😴😴

Oh, that's right. It's the apathy thread. 😕 😴😴

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Originally posted by stocken
And how did that make you feel? Did it piss you off?
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Originally posted by stocken
Are my puns wasted on you people? Should I go elsewhere? 😴😴

Oh, that's right. It's the apathy thread. 😕 😴😴
I'll send you a CARE parcel, okay?

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Originally posted by reader1107
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Certainly.

And now for something completely different. If I don't get a chance to post with you until the 22nd, enjoy your vacation. 😴😴

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Originally posted by stocken
Certainly.

And now for something completely different. If I don't get a chance to post with you until the 22nd, enjoy your vacation. 😴😴
Thanks! I'm sitting here instead of packing, which is bad. But things look a little calmer.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Thanks! I'm sitting here instead of packing, which is bad. But things look a little calmer.
Have a wonderful trip! 😴😴
You are not flying are you? 😴😴

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