I desperately wish to learn how to become apathetic. Could someone please supply me with a list of courses that it is possible to attend. Anywhere in western or northern Europe would do as I am so keen, I'll fly a considerable distance to attend.
If courses are held in languages I do not know then I will immediately enroll myself in a course to learn said language prior to attending the apathy course.
If apathy courses are expensive, I am willing to get a second job to help pay the expenses and will happily sell my car and walk everywhere instead.
Please, please please help me to become apathetic I wish to add apathy to the long list of things I feel compelled to achieve every day.
Originally posted by WheelyThread 46317
I desperately wish to learn how to become apathetic. Could someone please supply me with a list of courses that it is possible to attend. Anywhere in western or northern Europe would do as I am so keen, I'll fly a considerable distance to attend.
If courses are held in languages I do not know then I will immediately enroll myself in a course to learn sai ...[text shortened]... pathetic I wish to add apathy to the long list of things I feel compelled to achieve every day.
Originally posted by WheelyI can offer you an apathy course in Bodø. It costs 10000 kr for a weekend (including tea), plus 3333 kr extra for supermotivated participants, because those are harder to teach. I just made up those numbers, and to be honest, it sounds a bit expensive, but I am too apathetic to change the numbers, or to care that I will get overpaid. Also, at the end of the course you will be so demotivated that you will abandon all your other plans, which will make life much cheaper, so I am sure it's worth it.
I desperately wish to learn how to become apathetic. Could someone please supply me with a list of courses that it is possible to attend. Anywhere in western or northern Europe would do as I am so keen, I'll fly a considerable distance to attend.
If courses are held in languages I do not know then I will immediately enroll myself in a course to learn sai ...[text shortened]... pathetic I wish to add apathy to the long list of things I feel compelled to achieve every day.
Originally posted by NordlysWhat happens ? he turns up for the first lesson, and you stay in bed ???
I can offer you an apathy course in Bodø. It costs 10000 kr for a weekend (including tea), plus 3333 kr extra for supermotivated participants, because those are harder to teach. I just made up those numbers, and to be honest, it sounds a bit expensive, but I am too apathetic to change the numbers, or to care that I will get overpaid. Also, at the end of the ...[text shortened]... ll abandon all your other plans, which will make life much cheaper, so I am sure it's worth it.
Good plan 😉
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A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
A fish can't whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundI can't seem to find my Cottleston pie, but I will not stop searching.
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
A fish can't whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pi ...[text shortened]... on't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie."
Although I just made some Zucchini bread, care for a slice?
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