Apocalypse Teams

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Is that because of the boils?

No that is because neither of you could, understand?

-VR

@very-rusty said
No that is because neither of you could, understand?

-VR

I don't want to understand your boils.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I don't want to understand your boils.

whooosh right over your head!

Those who want to bother looking back one page will see why! 😉 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
whooosh right over your head!

Those who want to bother looking back one page will see why! 😉 😛

-VR

It really is like talking to lego.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
It really is like talking to lego.

I know the feeling, you don't seem to understand neither of you could do it, nothing to do with silly boils made up in your silly mind! 😉 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
I know the feeling, you don't seem to understand neither of you could do it, nothing to do with silly boils made up in your silly mind! 😉 😛

-VR

I think sentient LEGO might actually be a stretch as a comparison to your cognitive abilities.

@hand-of-hecate said
I think sentient LEGO might actually be a stretch as a comparison to your cognitive abilities.

ROFLMAO @ hoh........Now that was a good one should get you some thumbs up......You're too funny at times!!!

-VR

@very-rusty said
Hell Suzie Q, wishfull thinking, you keep forgetting I have two brothers in Martial Arts I spar with, I could probably teach you a few tricks little girl!!! They been at it many more years than you and one of my brothers who is 61 is still fighting in open tournaments against 20 year olds hungry to make a name. ..... I assume I've forgotten more than you KNOW but could sti ...[text shortened]... ood!!! What belt you at?

I'm willing to bet I've been in more bar fights than your age!!!!

-VR

The last belt I was awarded was 5th Dan (you do know what that is, right?). Then I left my Dojo and judging by my own progress since then, I would qualify for 7th Dan, maybe 8th.

Tournament Karate -- lol.

Bar fights are nothing. It's usually easy to school some drunk dude who is probably a nice enough guy without the alcohol. Pain sobers these guys up pretty quickly. Maybe you call me taking someone's hand off my knee a "bar fight", I dunno.

Your problem is that you think everything is learned in the dojo. The dojo is only the beginning, like making 1st Dan. I don't even own a gi anymore. I burned my gi when I left the dojo.

@suzianne said
The last belt I was awarded was 5th Dan (you do know what that is, right?). Then I left my Dojo and judging by my own progress since then, I would qualify for 7th Dan, maybe 8th.

Tournament Karate -- lol.

Bar fights are nothing. It's usually easy to school some drunk dude who is probably a nice enough guy without the alcohol. Pain sobers these guys up pretty quickly ...[text shortened]... eginning, like making 1st Dan. I don't even own a gi anymore. I burned my gi when I left the dojo.

One of my brothers is a 6th dan in taekwondo and teaches. You do know what that is ?

My other brother is a black belt in Karate, some of the instructors in karate schools will not even spar with him, because if they got cut they would have to explain it to their students how they got cut. I guess they've seen him in tournaments.

Do you even know what tournament Karate is? He is familiar with a lot of different styles too. He has impressed me, I asked him about a move I saw him make knocked the guy out. I said I never saw you use that before, he just said I never had the chance to is all.

Not everyone is drunk in bar brawls just enough in them to give them a little courage.

I note: You didn't answer my question on age. What the hell is a 1rst Dan in dojo, sounds like dodge ball. explain that for those who don't understand, I love playing with you!

A fight with me wouldn't last a minute and you're looking for 5?....>LOL<....too funny Suzie Q~!

1rst rule never under estimate your opponent!!! 😉 😛

-VR

@hand-of-hecate said
Three categories, A, B, and C. A is your team of survivors. Smart, skilled, pragmatic. B are your followers. Valuable in many ways, perhaps very specialized, dependent family. C expendable. Old, weak, slow. If they had some broad talents they'd be in the B team. The most these people can hope for is a swift death.

So who's in your Red Hot Pawn Apocalypse Teams and ...[text shortened]... sman. While this "soft" apocalypse isn't the zombie horde I was hoping for, I'm an A. Who's with me?

I've decided to bring in a couple more scallywags into my Apocalypse Team:

A. Great Big Stees. (Have suspected for a while he is a secret agent highly adept in survival skills).
B. Ponderable. For his specialized organizational skills.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I've decided to bring in a couple more scallywags into my Apocalypse Team:

A. Great Big Stees. (Have suspected for a while he is a secret agent highly adept in survival skills).
B. Ponderable. For his specialized organizational skills.

Long as you are aware I want nothing to do with being on your team!!! 😛 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
One of my brothers is a 6th dan in taekwondo and teaches. You do know what that is ?

My other brother is a black bel in Karate, some of the instructors in karate will not even spar with him, because if they got cut they would have to explain it to their students how they got cut.

Do you even know what tournament Karate is? He is familiar with a lot of different styl ...[text shortened]... 5?....>LOL<....too funny Suzie Q~!

1rst rule never under estimate your opponent!!! 😉 😛

-VR

I don't have to. Most posers over estimate themselves.

Yes, just like karate, 6th Dan and above are teaching ranks. 6th Dan is not bad. Respectable, even. Even though tae kwon do's "theory of power" is wrong, they do get one thing right, speed is more important than mass. I told you that 1st Dan is only the beginning. I've incorporated tae kwon do into my style of karate. What it offers is a smaller, more compact version of many of the same stances and forms. Some karate kata leave one too "open", and so I've taken what I could of tae kwon do and muay thai into my style. What this does is that my moves are less telegraphed than they used to be.

What is your question on age? Are you asking how old I am? Knowledge goes farther than age.

Are you saying you don't know what a dojo is? I thought everyone knew what a dojo was. In Korean, this is dojang.

Again, the only thing I have to say about tournament karate is LOL. Tournament karate is for impressing other people. I don't have time for that.

By the way, having brothers in TKD and karate don't mean you know anything about it.

@suzianne said
I don't have to. Most posers over estimate themselves.

Yes, just like karate, 6th Dan and above are teaching ranks. 6th Dan is not bad. Respectable, even. Even though tae kwon do's "theory of power" is wrong, they do get one thing right, speed is more important than mass. I told you that 1st Dan is only the beginning. I've incorporated tae kwon do into my style of ka ...[text shortened]... me for that.

By the way, having brothers in TKD and karate don't mean you know anything about it.

Do you want to bet your skills on that?

I did tell you I boxed some but didn't do any Martial arts, I've spared with both of them.

I think you are probably early to mid 30's and cocky which would be your down fall.

You've never even seen a full contact karate tournament have you, no points! Last man/woman standing wins!

taekwondo is more for impressing for Christ sake they are like gladiators with all the gear they wear.

In Karate all my brother wears is a jock to protect his family jewels. No gear and like I said he doesn't go for points he goes for the knock out. He still finishes in first place even at his ripe old age.

All you would see is an old man with him or me, and then be rudely awakedned, probably with smelling salts. 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I've decided to bring in a couple more scallywags into my Apocalypse Team:

A. Great Big Stees. (Have suspected for a while he is a secret agent highly adept in survival skills).
B. Ponderable. For his specialized organizational skills.

Thank you Ghost.

I amy add that I have done a bit of amateur butchering and baking 😉
When I served with the Bundeswehr I qualified for "goldene Schützenschnur" but i haven't had a gun in hands since then and don't plan to take one up...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
It really is like talking to lego.

before or after you step on it?
barefoot?
in the dark?
half asleep and naked?