Application to 1400 club.

Can I have a short term application to the 1400 club?
John
The Ambassador
Little Grasshopper
King of Map

Way to go John! I will be looking for you to ask the same of the 1500
club...so I can send that certificate...actually I might be sending you
one anyway...you really have improved a ton since we started working
on your game.

Dave

Dave, I only have temporary membership at the 1400 club. I need to
work on making it more permanent.
John
The Ambassador
Little Grasshopper
King of Map
Temporary member of 1400 club
Most titled player

Hey John...just read your new profile...how come I don't rank as one
of your knights?

Dave

You never put an application in. LOL
John
The Ambassador
Little Grasshopper
King of Map
Most titled player
A dad

I don't need an application! I will swim the moat and shave Guinvere's
bikini line....I will kill the famous chicken of Bristol( all Monty Python
fans should know that one)...I will (and lets just stay on that Monty
theme) please all of the girls at the castle of Anthrax...interesting
underwear or not....they will all be left in a semi-coma...I will ...well
man...that is alot right there...there is 150 girls in that castle...even I
would be needing a shot of demoral and a blood transfusion after that!

So how bout it?

Dave

Should Dave Schlieman be allowed to become one of my knights?
Here are his qualifications, In his own words "I don't need an
application! I will swim the moat and shave Guinvere's
bikini line....I will kill the famous chicken of Bristol( all Monty Python
fans should know that one)...I will (and lets just stay on that Monty
theme) please all of the girls at the castle of Anthrax...interesting
underwear or not....they will all be left in a semi-coma...I will ...well
man...that is alot right there...there is 150 girls in that castle...even I
would be needing a shot of demoral and a blood transfusion after
that!

So how bout it?

Dave "
John
A dad
The Ambassador
little Grasshopper
King of Map
Most title player
Temporary member of 1400 club.

I'll vote yes, but I want a photo of the kiss good (k)night

Thanks Martin...but I don't kiss on the first date.

Dave

Thats not the word on the street ....

Are you just being humorous?

Dave

obviously not very well.....

good going fella - now the trick is to stay there and I will be fighting
for your points in our games - so good luck but not too much OK 🙂

You want my points to renew your application. Is that it?

But I had no feedback from the last one ... what was wrong with it. It
had everything on the CV. Fabricated Personal Experiences, bought
Masters Degrees, A full and comprehensive list sport activities and
charitable deeds that I have done ! What more could I offer ...